Fat Caboose Murphy is a judge on the popular reality show that belittles aspiring American dancers on national television. 

    Mary Mary Quite Contrary:
The oh so hypocritical "dance instructor" expects praise and respect for classical, ballroom and jazz routines but mockingly laughs at dances of any other style.

Now you might be wondering how anyone who has grown up and taught something as beautiful and graceful as ballroom dancing can act like such a buffoon on national television.  Well, think about it... You're a rotting old woman who has nothing to show for yourself, not very smart, with no apparent talent and no self respect... What do you do?

    In walks FOX.  "Give us your dignity and pride and we'll make you rich and famous."
    "All you have to do is badmouth aspiring young dancers with dreams (just like you once were) on national television and then act like a screaming idiot just to get noticed"

    Here at C.J. we are obviously not dancers with our two big left feet (three if you count the one in the middle).  But if the video above is an example of how classical and ballroom dancers are supposed to carry themselves, then we'll stick with our drunken 'staying alive' finger...
        It's less embarrassing.