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#2 ~
Paula Abdul
aka : Booze Hag,
Boozy
How does it feel to be a single, middle-aged, perverted alcoholic on the
verge of a mental breakdown you may wonder? Just ask the American
Idol puppet Paula Abdul.
We can't understand why the multi-talented Booze Hag would be having a mental breakdown with the awe inspiring list of accomplishments in her "professional" life, which she can look back on at the end of her career and feel proud of:
1. Divorced
(twice)
2. No children (thank God)
3. Diagnosed with Bulimia induced vomiting (obviously didn't work)
4. Accused and sued over lip synching on her albums (which is why
you don't hear her sing anymore.)
5. Sleeps with American Idol contestant Cory Clark (how do you
spell STD?)
6. Drunk on national T.V. multiple times. (makes family proud)
7. Breaks nose by throwing fit (lies and says she tripped over the
Taco Bell Chihuahua)
As recently explained by Celebrity JackAss, the British producers of American Idol needed an American 'judge' to give the show some credibility, but they needed to find someone who they could COMPLETELY control. Someone who is generally known by America, but not respected. Someone who is remotely related to the music business but has enough personal problems that the producers could justify kicking her ass to the curb any time they wanted... In walks Boozy. She fits the bill perfectly
Boozy Abdul has become an absolute disgrace to her family, her fans and her country. They say the older you get the wiser and more dignified one becomes... What happened Boozy?
Below is an unedited interview with Boozy earlier last season, clearly showing her drunk and disoriented. She has claimed that she was not intoxicated (insulting Americas intelligence) much like she claimed her broken nose was due to her dog. We apologize for the low quality of this footage as it is getting harder and harder to find. We suspect her underpaid agent is working overtime to try to replace the unedited version with the edited one.
Enjoy
