Kate Beckinsale

Mar. 4, 2008 - 5:30 p.m.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?"

"I was called a slut when I split up with Michael [Sheen] and began seeing Len [Wiseman], but I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!"

- Kate Beckinsale

The Pharaoh's Tomb??? Is that what the British are calling their coochies now?. Corny British bitch. I wonder what goes thru her mind when her kid says, "mommy will you play Tomb Raider with
me?"

Jun. 6, 2008

QUOTE OF THE DAY

        "I'm the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can't be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in.

        "I'd rather he (husband Len Wiseman) didn't order in the sex."
                                                - Kate Beckinsale

He's probably still ordering in the sex along with the egg foo young...dumb bitch.

Jul. 2, 2008

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

You might be wondering why Kate Bucketsale (34) is checking her hubby for testicular cancer right in front of her daughter and her daughter's friend, but you know....that's how British people role.

I told myself that I wouldn't post anymore about Kate Dickinside after she transformed from sexy vampire to blood sucking attention whore, but she just keeps doing Asstackular things.

Here she is in Brentwood, which she obviously mistook as "bentwood" groping the family undescended jewels. And what the hell's up with that tranny shower curtain she's wearing?

Aug. 21, 2008

THE BRITISH HAVE EXCELLANT SURGEONS

Kate BucketNPail (35) taking a vacation on the ~~whores~~ shores of Mexico. She gives us a glimpse of that magic gina she's always bragging about.

I have to admit... for 35 she's got some damn good surgeons working on her ass. Now if one of them could just use the extra stitches to sew your mouth shut, she'd be on every guys' carton of MILF.