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Jul. 22, 2008

NENE: KABALA DISS

Nene Campbell (38) has some harsh opinions about Madonna and her Kabala ways.

“I knew about Kabala before Madonna got involved. Kabala is not a religion, it’s a program. I don’t like to get hooked on things like that. It reminds me of AA but just with different words,” Naomi says.

Oh crap, Nene figured us all out. It's all one giant program to suppress the "black man" created by the Kabala and Anonymous Ku Klux Alcoholics or more commonly known as the KAKKA program.

Jul. 22, 2008

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S GOOD FOR

You can't say that Hills hoe, Audrina Patridge (23) doesn't know where her strengths are. Snapped again wearing a bikini, Audrina shows off her famous curves at the DKNY beach house in Malibu, Cali.

Audrina was paid $5000 an hour to go clubbing and take pictures with "the little people" over the weekend. That's more than any doctor makes. Good to know that a little T 'n A is worth more than a D 'n C in America.

Jul. 22, 2008

BALE ARRESTED ON ASSAULT CHARGE

While The Dark Knight was kicking ass at the box office Christian Bale (34) was kicking ass in his own home. Namely his 64-year old mother and 40-year old sisters asses.

The British authorities aren't saying much until they get their facts straight....hmmm.... what a concept.

“A 34-year-old man attended a London Police Station on Tuesday by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody,” a rep for Britain’s Scotland Yard confirms.

Everyone knows that Bale has to have a few marbles loose to play all those eccentric characters (Batman, Terminator, The Machinist and American Psycho), but still you don't go whoopin up on your own mamma.......unless it's Perez Hilton's mamma who should have her ass kilt.

Jul. 22, 2008

MILEY CYRUS: GMA INTERVIEW

Jul. 21, 2008

WHAT I LEARNED TODAY:
ELIZABETH HASSELBECK IS NOT A NIGGER

The boat's still rocking from the "nigger" discussion on The View last week where Elizabeth Hasseldick (31) stated that it is offensive to her when black people casually use the term. And now other celebrities are chiming in.

Taye Diggs:

“(Hasselbeck) doesn’t understand, and, no offense — I don’t think any white person has the right to tell a black person or to even weigh in on subject matter such as that,” Diggs told “Access Hollywood” on Thursday. “They don’t know what it’s like to be called that word; they don’t know what it’s like to be black.
“They can have an opinion, but… don’t take a word that you created and called me for many, many years, and then me being in my position, have the strength to change what it means in my own culture,” he explained. “Don’t try to take it back now. Now it’s ours. Leave it alone.”

Scrubs star, Donald Faison:

“I don’t think Elisabeth Hasselbeck would ever have to worry being called the ‘N-word’ … For her to be offended by it, it’s kind of weird. African-Americans have used it now as a term of endearment, or how to describe a situation. So for her to say something like that, she has no idea what power it has over anyone.”

Term of endearment??? Oh yeah... Many were the days that I would walk into a Hallmark store and go to the Nigger section to buy my card....Fucking idiots.

Jul. 21, 2008

DIDDY'S RUNNING

In his latest YouTube diary, Poop Doody (38) talks about his new found love... running. "I was running ya'll...running" Dude, What the FUCK are you talking about?

He goes on to say that "some" of us won't understand what he's saying. Yeah, the "some" that doesn't do heroin.

Now there's 2 min and 30 sec I'll never see again. If I wanted to watch a retard talk about running I'd rent Forrest Gump for the 1000th time. "Run Puffy run!"

The worst part is that you know Kanye's gonna try to top this by coming on YouTube... "Ya'll I had a revelation while I was taking a mad shit...."

Puff Mamma always told me, life is like a box of chocolates... You never know where the fucking nuts are.

Jul. 21, 2008

DANCING WITH THE RETARDS

Just days after her sister Khloe was released from jail, Kim Kardashian (27) has signed up to be the next celebrity retard to be Dancing With The Stars.

They should partner Kim with Richard Simmons and play 'Sweatin To The Oldies' music every time she dances to take some of the fat off of her.

Her huge cottage cheese ass is gonna need two partners. One for each cheek.

Jul. 21, 2008

BROOKE HOGAN IS A MORoN

I'll be honest...I didn't watch the whole thing, because when I hear the name Brooke Hogan (20) a part of me dies a little... and by part I mean penis, but apparently Brooke doesn't believe in the American political system very much.

She doesn't believe a woman should run for office because they have periods. I'm not even gonna touch that one.

Good news though.....Brooke said that SHE could never be president. Awww...that's not true. If every human in the world died and monkeys ruled the world and the presidency was determined by how much poop you could throw at each other... she could DEFINITELY president.

Jul. 21, 2008

WOULD YOU HIT IT?

Here's Carrot Dick (43) putzin around west Hollywood... probably shooting carrot porn.

The out of work comic is still injecting steroids into his body. Doesn't he know that it'll shrink his carrot into a little stub?

I guess it doesn't matter when you have a face like that.

Jul. 21, 2008

SEX, BOOS, AND VIDEOTAPE

Jessica Simpson (28) who is rumored to have a sex tape leaked with Nick Lachey, performed her country shit live for the first time at the Country Thunder Festival in Wisconsin and opened to a crowd full of BOO'S. Simpson told the crowd:

“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas; I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy,” Jess said in an attempt to smooth things over.

Correction... you're doing what pays the most because everything else you tried failed miserably and you're paying a boy to stay with your ass for the publicity.

Here's what country fans that attended the festival had to say:

“Just because she’s dating Tony Romo it doesn’t make her country,” Mike Rodriguez, 31, from Lake Geneva, told the Kenosha News after watching the pop starlet perform alongside Carrie Underwood and Kellie Pickler at the Country Thunder USA Festival in Randall, Wisconsin on Saturday. “She doesn’t fit in with country, and I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.”

“She’s an embarrassment to country music,” said nineteen year old Zach Schlodt of Palatine, Illinois.

“I just don’t hear the country in her; I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here,” Adam Matos, 21, from Arlington Heights, Illinois told the press.

“It’s crap,” said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. “She doesn’t belong here.”