Can you say SHAMELESS PROMOTION boys & girls?

Madonna made celebrity blobber blogger, Perez Hilton (Real name: Queer ass Chunky Monkey) this video yesterday offering the gay dough boy sexual favors in return if he kills his dog, Teddy. 

         Madussa has been getting a lot of negative publicity for moving her bony ass to London, but still peddling her shit to Americans. And now that Mariah who has been outselling Madge with E = BS⁴, ever since she kissed Perez' fat ass on Ryan Seacrest's radio show Madge thought she'd follow suit.

         Shame, shame, shame.  What are your kids gonna think Madonga when they go to school this morning.?  ......."Hey Madonna jr. I heard your mummy is a  bloody whore govna?"

         Will someone PLEASE take Daughtry's pansy ass home so he will stop singing "Home" every time someone says his name.

        Here is Daughtry singing on Ellen with what we can only assume is Brad and Angelina's kids in the background trying to sing along but 1/2 way thru they just start looking at each other and start making up shit until it gets back to the main chorus.

        Reminds me of college when we were all high n shit driving home and "La Bamba" came on the radio.