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Mar. 31, 2008

FASHION ALERT

Attention Kylie Minogue the International Clown Convention called... They want their curtains back.

Kylie was in New York for her Today Show appearance. Apparently the "I've just been raped by a paint ball gun" look is "in" right now in Australia.

The interview was delayed for 12 minutes as someone dared Matt Lauer to find Waldo.

Mar. 20, 2008 - 4:50 p.m.

FASHION ALERT!

Martha Stewart called... She wants her giant feather duster back.

Aubrey O'Day, from Pee Doody's make believe group, Danity Kane, dressed like a retarded flamingo on crack at the groups album release party at Tenjune in NYC.

What do you think... She really thinks that looks good or she's just trying to get noticed?

Mar. 13, 2008 - 8:15 a.m.

KATE BOSWORTHLESS

Kate Bosworth at the Paris Las Vegas premiere of the gambling flick 21 yesterday. Bosworthless is like the American version of England's Keira Knightly... Pale, anorexic, talentless bitch that doesn't know how to dress herself.

Her entire outfit is a giant wardrobe malfunction.

Kate traded in her actor boyfriend Orlando Bloom for her new model boyfriend, James Rousseau(below). Atleast Bloom did things for her career... now she's just whoring herself out. Good job Katie... good job.

Mar. 11, 2008 - 8:30 a.m.

FASHION ALERT!

ATTENTION JULIETTE! The rodeo called they want all their shit back!

Juliette Lewis, who is really not known for anything except for playing the retarded boy's girlfriend in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, is trying to cling to her 15 minutes of fame by dressing like a big grape at the “Whitley Kros Fall Fashion Show” in Culver City, California.

Will someone give this retard a job or a million dollars so she'll go away?

Apr. 2, 2008

FASHION ALERT!!!

Attention Nicky Hilton... Ronald McDonald called... he wants his "Big Red Shoe Review" back.

Would you get a load of those humongore feet and Mr. T's ballerina shoes on this bitch. She can probably grab the wheel and step on the gas with the same foot while using her hands to give herself a quickie.

Man I better stop talking shit about her, or she might kick me in the crotch and break my brain.

Apr. 2, 2008

FASHION ALERT

Attention Ed Westwick... Lawrence Welk called from his grave... he wants you to put his suit back in the casket.

Ed's on the set of Gossip Girls in Manhattan with his lovely prepubescent co-star Blake Lively. What kind of stupid ass stage name is Blake Lively? I would've gone with Heathers McGee if I was her agent.

Apr. 4, 2008

FASHION ALERT!

Attention: Katherine Heigl ... Sesame Street called and Grover wants his smock back.

Here's Helga getting leaving a restaurant and getting gas. She was shocked to find out her co-star and friend T. R. Knight was gay - because she had spent the show's pilot flirting with him. The Knocked Up whore was single when shooting began on the hit U.S. show - and 35-year-old hunk Knight caught her eye.

He was probably straight then and her twisted vagina turned him gay. Thanks a lot Helga, next time keep your poisoned pootang to yourself.