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Apr. 9,  2008  

ROSIE'S STILL STEAMIN MAD

 

    

         Rosie's back!  And she's still pissed. 

         Tubby McDonalds appeared on Martha Stewart yesterday and went off about The View and ex co-host Elizabeth Hasselhoff. 

         "I tried my best but it's hard for me when I'm not the boss. There was people there telling me what to do. There was a little Republican who scared me."

           People telling you what to do??? or what to eat?? 

           When someone's paying your fat ass millions of dollars to just sit on a stool and gossip for 1 hour you should consider your stupid ass blessed and not bitching about having a boss.

            And she wonders why she was voted "most annoying" celebrity...

 

Apr. 9,  2008  

ROSIE BEATS HER CHILDREN

 

    

         The Globe is reporting that the "most annoying" celeb, Rosie O'Donnell  abuses her kids physically and emotionally.  Does this really come as a surprise to anyone?  1. She's butch  2. She has a hard time keeping a job   3.  She's butch  4.  She dressed her little girl up like Osama Bin Laden for Halloween AND 5.  She was voted "most annoying" by readers.

        Rosie's publicist told the NY Post, "The story is absolutely ludicrous and ridiculous,". "There is no truth to it whatsoever."

        But then again what is her publicist supposed to say?  "Yeah, Rosie is a big fat, child abusin, butch lesbo, but other than that she's cool." 

       

   

 

Mar. 17,  2008    -    8:30 a.m.

GAY CRUISE

 

      Rosie O'Donnell gave a new meaning to the term "Love Boat" this weekend.  She held the first annual gay cruisa-fa-loozas. 

    Notable d-list fags on the list included Ross "The Intern" Matthews, American Idol reject, Danny Noriega, and Ant. 

    Rosie described Danny as a "brave young man" for being himself.  She's just jealous because it's been about 30 years since someone has called her a brave young man. 

    Man, what if that ship started sinking...save the "women and children" first...   "what the fuck?!...that's everyone!..."

Mar. 11,  2008    -    9:00 A.m.

ROSIE O'DONNELL VLOGGING AGAIN

 

  Tubby Mc'Donnell is probably the most pathetic celebrity we have ever had the misfortune of writing about.  She is utterly in

DENIAL! DENIAL! DENIAL!

After her show was cancelled and she was sued by her own magazine she was FIRED from her hosting job on The View and was rejected by MSNBC when starting up her own show.

So what's next???  A Video Log of course.  In this particular VLog she kiss Barbara Walters ass all over the place.  "Oh she's so pretty, she used to be a playboy waitress."

Give it a rest Tubby!  You're a loser, you're washed up.  Stop licking Barbara Walter's ass.

OH and one more thing... Kathy Griffin??? Are you kidding me?  I know that fat, lesbian birds of a feather stick together but grow some balls or atleast strap on a pair.

 

Mar. 7,  2008    -    8:30 a.m.

ROSIE O'DONNELL IS AN IDIOT


 

Recently voted "most annoying celebrity" by a poll conducted by Parade Mag, Rosie O'Donnell proves why there wasn't even a close second. 

The fat has-been attempts to sing Amy Winehouse, of all artists.  Why?  You may ask.  Because like most untalented celebrities that stumbled upon a piece of fame by accident, she's addicted. 

Remember Roseanne?  When her show ended and she started showing up in weird places like butchering the national anthem at a baseball game. 

Now we know what you're thinking, "Dude, you guys said Rosie O'Donnell, Amy Winehouse and Roseanne Barr in the same post... too much fugly to take in at one time!" 

Sorry, but life's a bitch (and now you know).

 

Mar. 7,  2008    -    3:30 P.m.

GAY CRUISE?

 

  We smell a rat...A big fat gay rat.   Rosie O'Donnell who was basically told to shut the fuck up by American Idol producer, Nigel Lythgoe, during last season of American Idol for racial accusations made about the show made the above offer to recently booted gay boy, Danny Noriega. 

  Is Rosie just being nice because she feels sorry for the little gay boy that tried to come out of the closet and drop kicked back in by big bad Simon?   Or is this a clever ploy to start her own Gay Cruise American Idol to get back at Nigel. 

Enquiring minds could care less!

Trapped on a boat with Rosie O'Donnell???  I'm gonna have Wet Dreams for weeks.

 

 

Apr. 29,  2008

"LEAVE MILEY ALONE!" CRIES THE FAT LESBIAN

 
 

         Who knew that blogging would end up being fat gay people's paradise? 

          Rosie O'Donnell blogged in today on the whole nekid Miley Cyrus, beautifully classic, child pornography pics.

          The lesbian lard says,  "Leave Miley Cyrus alone," in a video posted Monday night. "Disney [is] making her apologize. Ay yi yi."

           "Listen, Annie Leibovitz – I had two photo shoots with her," O'Donnell says. "You kind of do what she says. It's intimidating. I also didn't think it was a pornographic photo in any capacity. I thought it was sort of a beautiful portrait."

           And she continued: "I like the one of her and her dad, too. I don't know. It's Annie Leibovitz, people."

           Dear Tubby McDonalds,

            Who the fuck cares what you think?  The only reason why we would listen to you and leave her alone, is out of pure fear that you might put your fat ass behind a pillow case and pose for Lesbovitz.