Whore extraordinaire, Paris Hilton wore a "We (heart) To Erase MS" t-shirt in support of the Nancy Davis foundation 15 annual Race to Erase Multiple Sclerosis.

        Later in the day Paris was pissed when someone told her that they wasn't erasing marital sex.

 

        Paris Hilton reveals her new hair extension line, Clipin-Go By Paris Hilton, at 620 Loft and Garden in New York City on Thursday. Paris’ latest contribution to the world of hair accessories will be sold exclusively at Sally Beauty Supply.

        Who the fuck's going to buy this nappy ass hoe's fake hair weave made from the finest collection of Hilton pubic hair? 

        For those of you who want that, "a horse just sat on my head and left his tail look"....right out of the salon.

 

       David Letterman had Paris Hilthoe on his show last night so that she could promote her new nappy hair extensions (Clipin-go).  Man, and we thought it was a slow news day for us.

        CLICK HERE to see the hoe on TV.

   

        Paris Hilton showed up in London this week to promote her ego.  Actually she was promoting her skank perfume.  Someone needs to tell this walking STD that no one wants to buy her whore juice.

        We can't tell if she's wearing a hat or if someone paid her to carry their wedding cake for them.   Her annoying pimp, Madden was there as well. 

        She should've given the crowd a demonstration by spraying her skank juice on Benji's ass-stained boxers.  It probably would have created some green retarded Hulk monster.

 

        Skanky Hoetel  looks like she's gotta little baby bump goin.  Either that or she's been taking full advantage of the Dunkin Donuts happy hour.

        Skanky told her friends that she wants to have children.  That proves there's a maternal instinct in the nastiest of malnourished hoes.   Her vagina might be to gaping big to hold a kid for 9 months.  They'd have to attach a bungee cord to the fetus to make sure it doesn't hit the ground when Skanky sneezes.  Can they do that?  Get back to me on that.

 

         Paris Hilton has apparently given an "extremely generous" donation towards the construction of a new building for the Children's Hospital in L.A.

       Aw....that's nice.  Good to see that some of the money she made from her sex tape is going to help the kids. 

        Maybe next time she could go thru the anorexic ward wearing an "it could be worse" T-shirt.

 

         Paris Hilton (27) is blogging because she doesn't like people who blog !?!?  The airess went to her blog to debunk some of the rumors.       

"Hey guys, hope you all had a great weekend. Once again, I am blown away by more lies that are going around, and wanted to clear them up with all of you. I'm sick of Page Six and other gossip sites printing completely false stories. It's not fair because these lies then spread like wildfire online and people begin to believe they are true, just because they read the same story on so many different sites. I am tired of not commenting on the rumors I hear and I think it's fair for you to know the truth.

From now on I plan to address these when they come to my attention. I still do not know why these stories get so much circulation–they cross the line between silly tabloid gossip into hateful speculating. They involve completely false rumors about not only what I allegedly do, but about the people in my personal life and family.

Page Six reported that I have moved into Benji's neighborhood, and that Nicole is upset by this…SO NOT TRUE! First of all, I don't even live in Glendale. Secondly, I have my own home in a gated community in Beverly Hills–that's where I live. I haven't been to Glendale in months. Where do they come up with this?

As most of you know, I moved away from my old–and very accessible–house because I was sick and tired of constant invasion of my private life. I love my fans but I could not leave for a meeting or walk my dog without a camera pushing inside my front door on to personal property. I feel so much happier and safer in my new home. I've been renovating it for the past year and totally made it my style. I've seen pictures online that are supposedly the inside of my new home, but they're not. Those pictures were taken off a private real estate site from the previous owners' interior. The house looks so much different and it underwent such a big transformation into my dream home. I couldn't be happier!

So anyway, back to what I was saying: I am thankful that I know who my true friends and colleagues are, and I encourage my fans to ignore worthless stories like this. There is too much going on in the world, and in your own lives, to waste time reading lies. Such a disappointment but as always, you'll get the true story from me!

I'm off to a post production meeting for my BFF show, and I hope you are all enjoying the beautiful summer!

Love always,

Paris xoxo"

        Come on guys....please remember to ALWAYS take Paris seriously and never believe those people who are just out to ruin her good name and stellar reputation.  Her TRUE fans would know that Paris is way to smart to do those filthy JACKASS things written about her.

        If there was only some way to find the truth.