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LETO HUNGRY FOR AN OSCAR
Jared Leto gained 40 lbs for his role in the movie Chapter 27, a story about the assassination of John Lennon. And now the movie that took 83 years to film is only on a limited release in New York and then L.A.
That's gotta suck man, gaining 40lbs of lard just so you'd hit your big break and then oopsy...
The film also features Lindsay Hohan. That shoulda been the sign right there that the film was going straight to VHS and 8-track. Here's a clip... no sleeping!
HELL BOY TRAILER 2 (EXTENDED)
My mamma called me Hell boy once when I set the cat's tail on fire. I miss mamma...
HOUSE BUNNY
I don't know what this movie (House Bunny) is about and am probably not going to see it, but there's a lot of fine pu$$y in it. Here's the hot and funny Anna Faris (Scary Movie). Also in this flick is American Idol failure child, Katharine McPhee. The producers probably thought she'd be a lot more famous than she's become. I'd replace her has-been ass with a chimp...more talent and funnier...win, win. [Movie release date - August 22]
Apr. 15, 2008
THE X FILES
Gillian Anderson poses for Maxim in an upcoming '08 issue. Is it our imaginations or at 39 and kids, does this bitch actually look a hell of a lot better than she did in her 20's? Huh....Ain't that a kick in the crotch for the rest of us.
The X Files film extravaganza is set to open later this year for all you Sci-Fi geeks. Yeah, we're talking about YOU... the guy with the glasses.
Apr. 15, 2008
'ROID RAGE'
We thought it was a "before & after" picture of Carrot Top at the St. Patrick's Day parade, but it's just the poster for the next installment of The Incredible Hulk.
Ed Norton replaces Eric Bana as Dr. Bruce Banner in this version of the Marvel comic book. After the last shitty Hulk movie Bana was probably threatened by the Geeks And Nerds, Dorks Or Losers Foundation (GANDOLF) not to come back.
Release date: June 13, 2008.
Apr. 16, 2008
G.I. JOE...A REAL AMERICAN HO
Rachel Nichols (P2, Charlie Wilson's War) poses as "Scarlet" of the famous comic book/cartoon G.I. Joe, for the upcoming movie. Damn that bitch can kick my ass any time she wants.
No word on the plot of the movie yet. Maybe they find Osama Bin Laden and run around in a circle yelling "Go Joe" until he agrees to lower gas prices in the U.S.
The flick's due out in the summer of 2009 (in theaters). Hacked on the net....next week.
Apr. 17, 2008
SNAKE EYES
Here's a look at Snake Eyes from the G.I. Joe movie
(directed by Stephen Sommers) due out in the summer of 2009.
The role is played by
Ray Park;
the dude that played Darth Maul (red headed bad dude)
in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.
Apr. 18, 2008
DEATH ON SEX AND THE CITY
One of the characters of HBO's Sex And The City is gonna die.
Cynthia Nixon (Miranda Hobbes) "accidentally" revealed that one of the main characters in the show will die in the upcoming movie.
"There’s a loss that happens that’s pretty tough. Something significant happens to Carrie, and it really forces her to ask questions that you have to ask about yourself.”
She goes on to say that one of the four girls WILL DIE. Sorry about the caps, I get excited when someone mentions "death" and anything related to Matthew Broderick.
Apr. 18, 2008
THE "DUKE"
Your first look at Channing Tatum as "Duke" in the upcoming G.I. Joe movie. That's quite a jump going from a candy ass in Step Up to decorated war hero.
Only in Hollywood.
Apr. 25, 2008
ANGELINA JOLIE - WANTED
May. 29, 2008
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
Did we do something to piss movie producers off?
Eddie Murphy has announced that he will return to make Beverly Hills Cop 4 according to Variety. First Stallone, Willis, Harrison Ford, and now Murphy. They haven't even started shooting yet and I already want my money back.