The new Mike Meyers opened to absolute shitty reviews and even shittier ticket sales.  The movie grossed like $12.00 so far.  I'm kidding, it brought in a dismal $14 million on opening day in the U.S. and Canada.  Even with the bad reviews it was expected to earn 5 times that.

         What the hell do you expect when you put Jessica Alba and Justin Timberpants in your movie?   It's like pissing in a glass of chardonnay.  I've never had chardonnay, but they tell me it's a lot like super swanky Red Bull and why would anyone want to piss in that?