Oh my bad, that's not Tom Cruise it's Tom Cruise 2.0 or the artist formerly known as Katie Holmes (29). 

        She was spotted leaving her Broadway rehearsals wearing those ugly ass rolled up jeans again.  This girl is desperate to find a way to go back in time before her marriage, before Scientology, and before Batman II broke every box office record in the world after she declined to be a part of it.

        Poor girl's tried drugs, Scientology, hypnosis, Scientology, a Bill & Ted's phonebooth.... Hell she's even tried clicking her red Wizard of Oz shoes together and saying three time "There's no place like Dawson's Creek"...........Nothing!

      

        Tom Cruise (46) showed up at the premiere of Tropic Thunder where he made a cameo appearance by dressing up like an out of shape, geeky film exec.  How nice of him to show up at the premiere in costume.  People haven't seen this nigger in years and this is what he wears?

        Katie Holmes, on the other hand, showed up looking hot... and wasn't in rolled up jeans or uncle Ned's penny loafers.  Damn it... just when you start supporting the bitch she goes and changes looks.  Now what am I gonna do with all these acid-washed MC Hammer jeans????  

 

        Big budget Broadway producers were hoping that a big named Hollywood star like Katie Holmes (29) would rev up ticket sales.  They even told her to do something to get the attention of the pappos like roll up your jeans and look stupid.

        So much for that plan.  According to reports, ticket sales for Holmes' Broadway debut are “definitely off from what the production hoped. You can’t say it’s the economy, because there are shows, like ‘Mamma Mia’ that are selling out.”

        The sad thing is that Holmes refused to take part in The Dark Knight  which is on its way to becoming the biggest grossing movie of all time.  Dumb, dumb, dumb.

        Rejection's a bitch... get used to it.

 

        Katie Holmes (29) is taking us on a fashion tour through time.  We started with the late 80's rolled up jeans look.  Now she's on a 1993 tapered Levis kick.  Next stop...Bell bottoms and clam diggers....Ohhhh Yeah!

         Is this bitch the spokes model for Ross "dress for less" retail?  Or are we missing something here?

        On a related note, I got a letter in the mail yesterday asking me if I want to join the Church of Scientology.  It starts out by asking "Are You Curious About Yourself?"  Huh, my uncle Ned asked me the same question when I was 5 years old, right before police hauled him off to prison. 

 

        I'm absolutely convinced that Katie Holmes (29) did something horrible in her last life.... Murder, rape, tipped over a retarded cow....something.  No one can go from a beautiful, care free, working girl to a brain-washed, dumb ass tranny over night without the hand of God.

        Poor girl woke up today and thought it was 1991.  Now that's DENIAL.  It must remind her of a simpler times.  Dawson's Creek, Gin Blossoms, chasing boys and rolled up jeans. 

        WELL TOO BAD BITCH... IT'S 2008, YOU'RE A SCIENTOLOGIST WITCH THAT'S MARRIED TO A COUCH-HOPPING LUNE...... AND YOUR DUDLEY MOORE TRANSFORMATION IS ALMOST COMPLETE.....MUAH AH AH AH!