"If you can't be a thespian, be a lesbian" is singer, Joss Stone's new motto.

    The British import is making her film debut by playing the role of a slutty lesbian, promising her fans that there will be a looooong French kiss with another woman... hurray... I already give it like 18 stars (that's a lot man).

    Joss says, “There are things that are going to really push the boundaries — and that excites me.”  It excites us to Joss.

    Bravo, Bravo.......... That's what channel you'll be seeing this D- rated shit flick on when it goes straight to television. 

        In a second I'm gonna tell you who this is, but honestly... does it really matter? 

        It's the barefoot British bitch, Joss Stone on the set of Snappers.  She's making out with some hot girl in this epic thriller that is set in the era of...ah who the fuck cares...she's making out with a hot girl.

        God bless foreign lesbians and their right to migrate to California and get married.  In the name of the bi, the curious and the Holy threesome.