Peter Andre and his wife Jordan somehow got into America without any gunfire.  Don't we have enough fake people in LA?  Did we really need two more? 

          The British reality stars landed in LAX airport yesterday night.  No word yet why the two losers flew in.  Jordan wore a shirt saying, "Paparazzi, Supermodel, Heavy Metal, Rock n' Roll Superstar."  Those are probably all the jobs she's hoping to apply for.  Drug dealer and Prostitute stretched around to the back.