Johnny Depp met Hohan at the MTV movie awards this weekend for the first time and insiders are reporting that Depp invited Hohan to take a break from Hollywood life and come to his private island.  His island is called "Fuck Off" island.

        He'll have to change the name to Fire Crotch Island if she does come.  He only invited Hohan because her lesbian lover Samantha Raunchy looks like Gilligan. 

 

 

        Johnny Depp (45) stops to say hi to his fans at the Nice, Airport.  What a class act.  He owns his own island which he calls "Fuck Off" Island... and now he shows everyone the official Fuck Off Island welcome. 

        Hopefully they will hurry up and sign him to make more Disney movies real soon.

 

        Johnny Depp  (45) doesn't give a shit about the elections, or American swimmers or hurricanes with gay names.... Instead Depp was in Pompano Beach, Florida raising hell with his old band, The Kids. 

        The cowtippers in Pompano Beach were like, "Who the fuck is this French pansy???" 

        It was the day they ALMOST saw the great Captain Jack Sparrow.