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Jun. 18,  2008  

RIVERS CALLS RUSSELL CROW A "FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"

 

        I don't know which is worse... Joan Rivers still being allowed to talk in public or the fact that there's a British version of The View.  I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.

        The senile old granny was kicked off of a British talk show for calling actor Russell Crow a "fucking piece of shit" on live television and was asked to leave after the commercial break.  Looks like someone forgot to give Rivers her crazy meds.

        The thing is... Russell Crow IS a fucking piece of shit and everyone knows it.  But we're just ordinary people and not a paid celebrity ....soooooo.... we hired a real celebrity to say it for us...

 

Sep. 2,  2008  

QUOTE OF THE DAY


 

          “Well, I’ve worked with stupid actresses — I’ve worked with Angelina Jolie — she saw a sign that said ‘WET FLOOR’ one time, and she did! I mean, she’s attractive, but not a bright girl — stunningly beautiful, but stupid.”

                                     - Joan Rivers on Angelina Jolie

        Jolie's beautiful, famous, married to Brad Pitt and has enough money to have Joan Rivers killed 1000 times over... she's doing something right.