Haven't these dumb Hollywood bitches learned yet??? You don't EVER fuck with PETA unless you want your ass kilt.

        Yesterday we showed you this picture of Jessica Simpson walking through LAX airport wearing a "Real Girls Eat Meat" T directed at vegetarian Carrie Underwood (Tony Romo's old flame).

        Today, animal rights group PETA issued the following statement in response:

        “Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

        Oooooooooooh....BURN!

        Although we have to side with Simpson on this one though.  It's a well documented fact that vegetarians don't suck dick.  A pressing issue which we hope will be acknowledged at the next congressional sit-in.

        Simpson - 1      PETA - 0

 

        I don't know if this is a anti-PETA protest or if Jessica Simpson is secretly revealing to us how she was able to hang on to Tony Romo, but either way we likey. 

        Everyone knows Simpson's a hoe, but it's still fun to get affirmation...especially on a boring Monday morning.  Here's  Seann William Scott (Stiffler), revealing his sexcapades with Simpson.  Pappa Joe's gonna be farting from the ears when he hears this shit.

 

 

        Jessica Simpson went out for a night on the town in NYC last night wearing a pair of sexy black shorts and white & black top.  The only problem is that supermodel Brooklyn Decker wore the exact same thing yesterday.  Hmmm Decker must've seen how shitty Simpson was dressing lately and mailed her the clothes off her back when she was done wearing them.

        Doesn't Simpson have her own fashion line?  Must be skanky shit.

         Here's Decker with her fiancé, tennis pro Andy Roddick.

       

 

 

        Jessica Simpson did something she hasn't done in a long time...She had to sign autographs for fans.  Besides the occasional titty flash for an unlikely stalker this is all new to the blonde bimbo. 

        Simpson and Kelly Pickler attended the CMA Music Festival in Nashville, TN on Friday.  At first when she saw the wild group of screaming people running at her and yelling her name she thought they were the angry lynch mob of Cowboys fans from before, but then she realized that they just wanted her autograph (probably so that they can trade it on Craigslist for some used panties and a stick of gum). 

 

        Tony Romo definitely deserves an Oscar nomination for his dramatic portrayal of "someone who gives a shit".

        Romo and Jessica Simpson walk around together as comfortably as a 2 dollar hooker and the Pope would.  Not that we're comparing Jess to a $2 hooker....we'd never do that to a prostitute.

        Us Weekly reports that it was Pappa Joe's Tom foolery that scared Romo away.

        A source tells Us Joe asked Romo, 28, to drop his agent so he could take over his NFL career and $67.5 million contract.
He even offered to broker a deal to sell his engagement and wedding to a magazine should Romo and Jessica, 27, get engaged. "'If you guys have a marriage, I can do the same [sell it] that I did with Ashlee,'" a source quotes him as saying.

        Romo's problem is that he can't just hit it n' quit it.  No...He's gotta try to get that Jessica/Carrie Underwood freaky threesum goin on.  Come on big Tony... your name is Romo...not Romeo.  Leave the 'playa shit' to John Mayer.