Jessica Simpson's new country single, "Come On Over" debuted on the Billboard Country Music Chart at a record breaking 41st spot.   Please tell me this is a joke and country music fans are not that gullible.

        Simpson's album is set to release in the Fall 2008. 

        Thank God Journey is releasing a new album this year to even out this shit.

 

        Just when country music has reached an all time peak of popularity look what goes and happens...Jessica Simpson has started her new country kick.  I heard her new single, Come On Over, last week and took a sledge hammer to my computer.  It started playing again and I was was like, "What the Fu.." but it was just my dog humping my cat.

        But then again, I don't know jack shit about country music.  So you I'll ask you guys...what do ya'll think?

 

        All Jessica Simpson has left of Tony Romo is an old Dallas Cowboys hat and some Romo sperm between her teeth.  But the bitch wears it proudly....the sperm....the hat just looks desperate.

        She's so distraught that Tony dumped her ass that she forgot to put on panties.  Good for you bitch...the best way to get over being dumped is by going commando and wearing your grandmammy's shmock in public. 

        That's right Romo that ass is public domain again.  Think about that next time coach tells you to "go deep".

 

        Jessica Simpson tried to take her mind off of being dumped by ever man she ever dated by going to Cabo this week after her little sis' wedding.

        The pappos caught Jess in the middle of a wet dream.  I wonder if she's thinking about Lache, Mayer, or Romo when she touches herself.  Maybe it's Terrel Owens.  Hell maybe it's all of them together in a freaky circus orgy. 

        Kinky slut...Public affair has a whole new meaning to me.

       

       Sorry Cowboys fans...your worst nightmare's not over. Jessica Simpson was seen (above) having lunch with....THAT'S RIGHT... Tony Romo.

       There are rumors swirling that she has been dumped, that he was going to propose to her, that she was heartbroken when her ex, John Mayer started dating Jennifer Aniston, and that Romo would not be her date for her sisters wedding this weekend.

       Well we don't know about all that shit, but we do know that the blonde whorebag had lunch with Romo today at Katsuya for a little chicken of the sea sushi while wearing black lingerie. 

       This slut aint going down with out a fight.

 

        The internet's been a buzzin lately that Tony Romo has dumped superskank Jessica Simspson once and for all. 

        Tony was seen partying in Chicago this weekend with more pussy than Lenny Kravitz at the all girls s&m institute.  Tony was partying it up real nice with his old buddies from college and told them that him and skanky were thru. 

        Good move Romo...we're proud of you.  Now if you could just pretend your center was Jessica Simpson and the football was a marriage proposal after each snap you might actually win shit.

        This should spice things up a little.  Assless Simpson was voted hotter than her older sister Jessica Simpson on Maxim's 2008 Hot 100 List. 

        Insiders told Page Six that Ashlee Simp son landed at No. 18, while once-favored older sis Jessica Simpson came in at a lowly No. 53.

       That's gotta be a slap in the face, or a kick in the crotch.  When your ugly little, awkward goth sister is deemed hotter than you.  I guess gangbanging the entire Dallas Cowboys roster didn't do much for her rotting career.  Thank God Jess still has those pimple infomercials.  Whew

   

        Haven't these dumb Hollywood bitches learned yet??? You don't EVER fuck with PETA unless you want your ass kilt.

        Yesterday we showed you this picture of Jessica Simpson walking through LAX airport wearing a "Real Girls Eat Meat" T directed at vegetarian Carrie Underwood (Tony Romo's old flame).

        Today, animal rights group PETA issued the following statement in response:

        “Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

        Oooooooooooh....BURN!

        Although we have to side with Simpson on this one though.  It's a well documented fact that vegetarians don't suck dick.  A pressing issue which we hope will be acknowledged at the next congressional sit-in.

        Simpson - 1      PETA - 0

 

        I don't know if this is a anti-PETA protest or if Jessica Simpson is secretly revealing to us how she was able to hang on to Tony Romo, but either way we likey. 

        Everyone knows Simpson's a hoe, but it's still fun to get affirmation...especially on a boring Monday morning.  Here's  Seann William Scott (Stiffler), revealing his sexcapades with Simpson.  Pappa Joe's gonna be farting from the ears when he hears this shit.

 

 

        Jessica Simpson went out for a night on the town in NYC last night wearing a pair of sexy black shorts and white & black top.  The only problem is that supermodel Brooklyn Decker wore the exact same thing yesterday.  Hmmm Decker must've seen how shitty Simpson was dressing lately and mailed her the clothes off her back when she was done wearing them.

        Doesn't Simpson have her own fashion line?  Must be skanky shit.

         Here's Decker with her fiancé, tennis pro Andy Roddick.

       

 

 

        Jessica Simpson did something she hasn't done in a long time...She had to sign autographs for fans.  Besides the occasional titty flash for an unlikely stalker this is all new to the blonde bimbo. 

        Simpson and Kelly Pickler attended the CMA Music Festival in Nashville, TN on Friday.  At first when she saw the wild group of screaming people running at her and yelling her name she thought they were the angry lynch mob of Cowboys fans from before, but then she realized that they just wanted her autograph (probably so that they can trade it on Craigslist for some used panties and a stick of gum). 

 

        Tony Romo definitely deserves an Oscar nomination for his dramatic portrayal of "someone who gives a shit".

        Romo and Jessica Simpson walk around together as comfortably as a 2 dollar hooker and the Pope would.  Not that we're comparing Jess to a $2 hooker....we'd never do that to a prostitute.

        Us Weekly reports that it was Pappa Joe's Tom foolery that scared Romo away.

        A source tells Us Joe asked Romo, 28, to drop his agent so he could take over his NFL career and $67.5 million contract.
He even offered to broker a deal to sell his engagement and wedding to a magazine should Romo and Jessica, 27, get engaged. "'If you guys have a marriage, I can do the same [sell it] that I did with Ashlee,'" a source quotes him as saying.

        Romo's problem is that he can't just hit it n' quit it.  No...He's gotta try to get that Jessica/Carrie Underwood freaky threesum goin on.  Come on big Tony... your name is Romo...not Romeo.  Leave the 'playa shit' to John Mayer.