Jessica Biel was seen leaving a medical building yesterday afternoon.  Judging from the expression on her face when she saw the pappos we have diagnosed her with Constapititis.  Typically seen in celebrities with big heads and small minds.

 

         Jessica Biel and boy toy Justin Timberwood  attended the after party wedding reception of ???  That's right, these two, and a ton of other celebs have been seen entering the Oviatt Hotel in LA yesterday, though no one is talking about who got married.

        Now we're guessing it's for Jay-Z and his new wife Bedonkadonk.  It's not like they couldn't fly from NYC, where they got married to LA, and back.  But either way, when asked, Timberlake, Biel, and the rest of the celebrity posse didn't say shit.

        This is what I love about Hollywood.  Celebrities make it so hard for the fans that adore them to interact on a reasonable level because deep down in their pea brains celebrities are the most self-centered ego driven ass holes on the planet.

        Hence, the existence of Celebrity JackAss.  Hoorayyyy!

         Jessica Biel should know better than to pet a stray dog.  Especially when there are pappos around. 

        The DEA Unit (Dirty Exposed Ass) caught Biel in a public park exposing crack to kids.  The crack sniffing dog ignored the senile old man-hat and went straight for the crotch.  Justin Timberlake's like, "yeah, I can relate".

        How bad do you feel like sticking a candy cane in it?

 

        Here's Jessica Biel taking in a Florida Marlins game.  Notice that she applied sun screen ugly cream before exposing herself to the sun or the public. 

        She has got to be one of the best-body-ugliest-dog-faced bitches in Hollywood.  Good for Timberlake to adopt a stray.