Jennifer Lopez (39) thinks that she's a terrible mom....Hell we could've told her that.

        The mother of two twins (Emmie and Max) born in February admits that she's sleep deprived and has a hard time coping with her new role as big mamma.

        Awwwww... kids can be tough.  Just don't beat your kids like you do your pansy husband and you'll be ok. 

 

 

        Some flight attendant bitch is suing Jennifer Lopez (38) for $5 million just because Lopez's dog attacked her ass. If that's thw way it is...my ass should be rich.

        Lisa Wilson (45) is claiming the star’s German Shepherd guard dog, Floyd, caused permanent damage when he bit her during a private flight from New York City to Burbank, California in 2006

        We're guessing that she's suing Lopez for $1000 in hospital bills and $4,990,000.00 for naming a dog Floyd.

 

        The booty's back!

        Jennifer Lopez (39) shows you her post prego body while vacationing in Italy.  Man those Hollywood surgeons are incredible. 

        Lopez and her bitch, Marc Anthony and two kids have been taking a tour of Italy while on vacation.

        I did that last week.......at Olive Garden.....Wasn't that impressed.

      

 

        Jennifer Hopez (39) had some pretty shitty things to say about Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.  JHo appeared on Good Morning America yesterday to talk about herself training for the 22nd Annual Malibu Triathlon and apparently was overheard by quite a few people saying that she doesn't understand why so many people are talking about Phelps and not her humungous ass.

        Witnesses went on to say, “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”

        Dissing Michael Phelps is as un-American as buying Taliban motor oil for your car.  This bitch is probably jealous because the once infamous J.Lo booty looks more like the S.Bob booty now.  Don't be a hater, especially when your ass looks like a refrigerator.

       

 

        Some celebrities support presidential hopeful  Barack Obama by wearing a B.O. T-shirt.  But you know, Jennifer Lopez (39) has to out do us all again.

        The nasty ass Latina had a nice BO pit stain at the Colorado Democratic Convention.  Clever ass bitch.  No wonder the thing ended so early last night.

        Maybe she can train the flies buzzing around her nasty ass pits to spell Obama if he wins the presidency.