Jennifer Aniston's friends and family (The Jenpire) is not taking the public remarks made by John John lying down damn it!
They have come out to say that John Mayer is a no good, two-timing, young whipper snapper. Ok maybe they didn't use those words exactly, but ya'll know that's how cougars talk.
Actually they told the press:
"Jen will never kiss and tell, but it's she who ended the relationship."
They added that Mayer's "childish behavior only confirms she was right to dump him. Now he's acting like a spoiled child. Expect Jen to behave like a lady."
A lonely, divorced, middle-aged depressed lady who fucks around with musicians 10 years younger than her like a diseased-ridden groupie whore, but still a lady all the same.
They continue *sigh* by saying:
"He has a relationship with certain paparazzi (and) bloggers. He tips them off. He loves the attention. Jen didn't want to believe it was happening, but it was, and she has no tolerance for that."
The claim, "Jen was tired of paying for everything. Cobwebs come flying out of (Mayer's) wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her."
"We're talking about a guy who had a car waiting to take him home in New York, but he chose to walk so he could talk to the press (along the way). He'll drag this out until there's someone new."
Well then, it's a damn good thing that you responded to him. That oughta shut him up. We know...we know... "but he started it."
