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Apr. 7,  2008  

JAY-Z BACK TO BEING JAY-Z

    

         As reported earlier, Jay-Z has been seen around New York not sporting any wedding bling.  The young hoover barely said, "thank you" when the pappos congratulated him on locking up Beyonce's bootylicious ass.

          Just what every new bride wants...A drive thru wedding and carwash that the groom denies existed.  Mazel tav to the umm lucky couple.

   

 

Jun. 30,  2008  

JAY-Z PERFORMS WONDERWALL

 
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        Here's Jay-Z's (38) answer to Oasis' frontman, Noel Galligher's (41), bitching that hip-hop has no place at a rock festival. 

 

 

Jul. 1,  2008  

JAY-Z RESPONDS TO WINEHOUSE

 
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        After Kanye West (31) responded to Ice-T's comments about Soulja Boy,  Jay-Z (38) is responding to Amy Winehouse's (24) comments about Kanye.....AFTER Jay-Z had already responded to Joel Galligher's (Oasis) comments about him.  That's right folks..you guessed it...This is what rich pansies do all day.

        It's good to know that bitching and crying go beyond the barriers of color age and sex.

        Anywho, here's what Jay-Z had to say to MTV.com about Wino calling Kanye a "Cunt":  "She said something about Kanye late on (in her set) but I didn't hear it and I don't agree with it. He's my brother and the biggest artist on Roc-a-fella (records) right now.

"I guess I should hook them up because he's a great guy too. I don't know what the problem is - I don't know where that (comment) came from."

 

 

Aug. 8,  2008  

JAY-Z IS ASHAMED OF BEYONCE

 

        Jay Z (38) is still denying his marriage to pop star Beyonce.   

        The young Hoover tells Vibe magazine:

        "I just think it's really a part of your life that you gotta keep to yourself," he tells Vibe in their September issue. "You have to have something sacred to you and the people around you," the 38-year-old adds. "I shared so much of my life… I should have something to hold on to."

        Every human being in the world that hasn't been beaten and in a coma knows that this bitch is married.  So what exactly is he holding on to...besides his insanity. 

        The whole point of a wedding is to declare your love for each other otherwise every person out there would get married in a courtroom for $50.  The ONLY reason this chump wants to keep his marriage a secret is so when he cheats it won't look as bad. 

        Atleast strap on a pair and admit it.