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Apr. 23,  2008

THE BOOB SPEAKS


            Janet Jackson has decided to speak out against the dangers of AIDS and crystal meth.  The has-been singer told E! that gay people are being too careless about sex and are under the false impression that the AIDS epidemic is over.

            She continues to talk about meth, "I hear it gives you this high that makes you want to have sex and not use anything.  It's scary."

            You know what was scary??? Watching her grandma titty come jumpin out at the Super bowl like a $4 skank shoved in a large birthday cake.

            Her fucked up family's full of child molestation, family hatred, titty flashing exhibitionism, and cosmetic surgery addiction, but they got a great handle on their gay teen HIV meth lab problems.  Good to know. 

 

Mar. 10,  2008   

BRAIN MALFUNCTION

 

  My favorite superbowl 1/2 wit performer, Janet Jackson, is on the cover of BlackBook Mag, doing what washed up stars her age do:  relying on publicity stunts instead of making good music.  Remember Michael Jackson and that huge statue of his likeness?  Yeah that album sold 5 copies (2 were returned) and we're expecting Janet's new C.D. to be hitting the penny list in about a week.

Hey, you can always moon a little league soccer game at half-time.


 

 

May. 14,  2008  

TITTY NATION

 
 

        I can't even begin to explain my hatred for Janet Jackson ever since she put that image of droopy old woman tit in my head.  Now I die a little every time I see the super bowl or an elderly black woman.

        Here's JJ at the Alexander McQeen store opening in L.A.  I thought she was done with wardrobe malfunctions.  What's with the "gay karate kid wizard of Harlem" look?

 

Jun. 19,  2008  

ANOTHER REALITY SHOW??? SURE WHY NOT

 

                                  

         Janet Jackson is the most recent celebutard to get her own reality show. 

         The untitled, MTV-based reality show will have Jackson looking for the "next Janet or Usher" in churches, YMCA's, local community centers and welfare lines.

        I got a title for this crap...How about the Half-Time Titty Show?

        Who's shitty idea was this?  I'd rather see Michael Jackson looking for the next big "choir boy" at local glory holes.