Angelina Jolie announced earlier today on the Today Show with Natalie Moralis that she is indeed having twins.  Wow, that's gonna be more cost, I hope she can afford that.

        The mother of 83 is in Cannes which I think is somewhere in Cleveland, promoting her new cartoon movie Kung Fu Panda also starring Jack Black.  Does this really matter to anyone besides Brad Pitt who can no longer say "I'm horny, take out the twins" without getting a ugly feeling in his stomach?

        The announcement will air tomorrow on Today.

        P.s.... I know Cannes is in France.  Please don't email things about my mamma and abortion.

 

        Jack Black is a new dad.  Don't expect him to lose the pregnancy weight anytime soon though. 

 

        Jack Black (39) made the cover of Blender Magazine for August 2008.

        Black talks about his drug use in high school and his new movie, Tropic Thunder. 

        Did anything good come of trying the drugs?
I don’t think so, but I had a lot of fun when I did the acid, ­laughing harder than I ever had, seeing the absurdity in life in a way that I’d never really considered. I was whole for the first time ever, like, The whole universe makes sense. But then later that night I couldn’t go to bed, and I wanted it to be over. It wasn’t funny anymore, the universe no longer made sense, and I was stuck in this prison in my brain for, like, six hours. I only had, like, one hour of absolute bliss. So the pain outweighed the glory, and I never wanted to do it since. Maybe the experimentation prevented later abuse, because I did not party nearly as hard as the other kids in high school and college.

       Pfffh...Rookie.