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Apr. 11, 2008

BAD WIFE BEATER

Vanilla Ice (Ghetto name - Robert Matthew Van Winkle) was arrested yesterday on charges of domestic battery.

Vanilla's wife told police that the two had been fighting on-and-off for weeks and that it became physical when he pushed her to the ground in front of their daughter. She stated that she wanted a divorce from the has-been rapper.

Police picked up "Ice" a couple blocks away on his motorcycle where they proceeded to arrest him and broke the news that his Dairy Queen wife was sick of vanilla and wanted to try chocolate ice or go down to Cuba and get her ass tapped by an Ice Cube.

Apr. 7, 2008

STACY KEIBLER'S EX ARRESTED

WWE skank, Stacy Keibler's ex beau, Andrew "Test" Martin, was arrested Sunday morning in Tampa, Florida on a number of different charges including DUI.

Now is it just me or does Tampa, Fl seem like a very popular place for celebrities to get arrested, divorced, die, or all the above. From R. Kelly, Hulk Hogan, Darryl Strawberry, Jessica Sierra, etc...

Those Tampons mean business. We ain't fuckin with them no more.

Mar. 20, 2008 - 11:50 a.m.

ONCE A DOUCHE, ALWAYS A DOUCHE

Just when you thought it was safe to have a garage sale, out comes Wynona Ryder again, upto her ass in 5 finger discounts.

Nona was arrested 6 years ago for stealing shit from Saks, for which she was put on probation for 3 years, and now The Enquirer is reporting that Nona walked out of a CVS pharmacy setting off the alarm. When security asked her to "STOP", she started walking faster. Now THERE'S a sign of innocence.

When they finally caught up with her and looked inside her purse they found an assortment of make-up that was not paid for.
Nona claims, "I don't know how this happened!" That damn Este Lauder always throwin shit in people's purses.

Nona's reps denied the allegations until the store manager confirmed the story by tagging the stolen goods. That's understandable; Nona and her reps don't care about the criminal charges...I mean the bitch's already a felon... They don't want people to know that she buys Lee Press-on Nails from the local Piggly Wiggly.

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Mar. 18, 2008 - 8:40 p.m.

WANTED - ONE ASS WIPE

Shia Labeouf has a warrant out for his arrest according to the gossip site TMZ.

Burbank police has issued the warrant which cites that Labeouf did the unthinkable. That's right folks, he smoked a cigarette outside in a non-smoking zone.

When the trial date rolled around neither Lebeouf or his lawyer showed up. The dumb ass probably thought he was being punk'd and is still waiting for that pansy Asston Kutcher to jump out of a tree and laugh at him like a retarded chipmunk.

Someone tell him the show's been cancelled.

Mar. 12, 2008 - 10:45 a.m.

JOE FRANCIS GOES WILD

Girls Gone Wild creator, Joe Francis was finally released from Nevada lock up today and was spotted in the ATL airport on his way home to Florida, where he is expected to cop a plea with prosecutors over his numerous charges of underage girly videos. While Joe was in prison busy being someone's bitch, he must've learned many lessons about all the wrong he's done in life.

Oh by the way, Joe has just released "The Best Of Girls Gone Wild", be sure to get it at a store near you.

UPDATE - Joe Francis has been cleared of all charges in Bay County Florida. Francis plead guilty to all charges and sentenced to time served and 6 months probation.

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Mar. 12, 2008 - 10:30 a.m.

JUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND YOU'LL HEAR A TALE

Dawn Wells, better known as Mary Anne from Gilligan's Island, remember her??? (come on, don't make us sing the song!), well anyway, she was arrested in October for possession of marijuana.

Idaho police pulled Wells (who is 69 y/o) over after noticing her car swerving late at night. After searching the vehicle police found two rolled up joints.

She said to the officer, "Come on G! If you were stuck on an island with 4 dudes, 2 bitches for 3 years you'd be fuckin like rabbits, and hitt'n a blunt every chance you got!"

Wells was placed on probation for 6 months, where we heard she was involved in Joe Francis' "Girls Gone Wild: Prison Break" video.

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Apr. 23, 2008

SNIPES TOO PRETTY TO GO TO JAIL

White men might not be able to jump, but atleast they pay their fucking taxes.

Wesley Snipes will be sentenced for tax evasion tomorrow and can face up to 3 years in prison. A small price to pay for cheating the man.

Wesley has begged some of his famous celeb friends for a shoutout to the judge that's gonna throw his ass in the slammer. So far Woody Harrelson, Denzel Washington, Judge Mathis and Judge Joe Brown have all written in support of the actor.

Denzel wrote that Snipes is like, "a tree...a mighty oak". Yeah well he better hope it works tomorrow when the judge sentences him or he'll be sucking on Jerome's mighty oak.

Apr. 29, 2008

JOE FRANCIS IS SHOCKED

Girls Gone Wild evil genius, Joe Francis says that he was completely shocked when he found out that he was being sued by Skanky whore Ashley Dupree.

"It is incomprehensible that Ms. Dupré could claim she did not give her consent to be filmed by Girls Gone Wild, when in fact we have videotape of her giving consent, while showing her identification," Francis told Usmagazine.com in a statement Monday.

Oh shut the hell up you mindless douche... When you post videos of underage girlies exposing their twats, what the fuck do you expect...flowers and a Hallmark card from their parents?

Apr. 28, 2008

SCOTT WEILAND HEADING TO JAIL

Ex Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland was sentenced to 192 hours of jail time for his second DUI arrest.

Look how scrawny this fucker is. He's gonna be somebody's bitch for the next 192 hours. Man, fucking him up the ass might just kill him.

After jail, Weiland says he's going back on tour with his old band Stone Temple Pilots. They'll be playing at a Wal-Mart near you.

Apr. 29, 2008

DOUCHE NEEDS ASSISTANCE

CSI's, Gary Dourdan was arrested in Palm Springs yesterday on suspicion of possessing heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. TMZ reports that the cops found him asleep in his car at 5:21 in the morning. He was taken to a Palm Springs jail where he later posted $5,000 bail and was released.

They should put Lenny Kravitz in the cell with him and tell him "this is you in 10 years". His ass would give up drinking, smoking, sex and complex carbohydrates.

The police need to make a plea deal and let Dourdan go if he agrees to get rid of that fucked up Vidal Baboon panzy perm.

Jun. 3, 2008

BITCH BLAMES HER DOG

Tatum O'Neal who was arrested over the weekend and charged with possession of a controlled substance... which is just a nice way of saying that she's a crack head, thanked the police that arrested her for "saving her life".

While being arrested she told the police that she was practicing for a role. And yesterday she told the New York Post that her dog had died 3 weeks ago and she was trying to cope by snorting cocaine.

I usually don't feel sorry for crack heads, but going from a promising young star and wife of John McEnroe to buying crack from a homeless man on the streets kind of tugs at the old heart strings. Get help lady!

Jun. 2, 2008

CRACK HEAD

John McEnroe's ex and Dancing With the Stars alum, Tatum O'Neil, was arrested yesterday night in New York City for trying to buy crack cocaine. Dumb bitch.

When the police approached the crack addicted whore she told them, "You know who I am right? I'm doing research for a part."

The police probably said, "Yeah? Me to...I'm playing the part of MGruff the crime dog."

After claiming that she's been clean for 2 years and begging the popo not to take her away they threw her ass in jail. Another crack head of the streets. Ruff!