Kourtney Kardashian (29) enjoys lunch at Bar Pitti in NYC yesterday. After her sister became a convicted felon, Kourt tries to stay on the brighter side by dressing like the Great Pumpkin and wearing Mr. Magoo underwear.
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Jul. 23, 2008
KARDASHIAN WEARS OLD MAN WAL-MART UNDIES
Jul. 23, 2008
NO MORE WAFFLES FOR THIS KID
Kid Rock [Robert Jones Richie] (34) finally had his day in court over the waffle-house mishap in Atlanta last year where apparently some scoundrel refused to leggo his eggo.
The judge sentenced Kid to 12 months of probation, 80 hours of community service, 6 hours of anger management, $1000 fine and he has to buy his new CD and then go back to the store and say, "I would like to exchange this crap for a Hannah Montana cd and Hello Kitty backpack".
Jul. 23, 2008
COOL MAN!
The Jonas Brothers (15, 18, 20) made the cover of Rolling Stones Magazine next month. And why wouldn't they? They already made the cover of Sesame Street, Blues Clues, and Green Eggs & Ham.
They're starting their highly anticipated world tour this year following the release of their new album, A Little Bit Longer on August 12.
I love the Jonas Brothers....they're my kind of people.
Hey, what are the chances that they're touring with Korn and Disturbed???? That'd be sweeeeeeet.
Jul. 23, 2008
SEX AND THE DIM WITTY
Star Magazine is reporting that Matthew Rubberdick is cheating on her long time wifey, Sarah Jessica Porker with some 25-yr old floozy.
Is this really news? Everyone knows that you can't be married to Mr. Ed and not get a little stable action on the side.
Is this why she finally got that horrible gremlin mole sliced off of her face?
Star reports that Rubberdick "accidentally" met the 25-yr old skank while he was in a bar. How does that conversation happen??"Um...excuse me gramps. Are you the guy who played Inspector Gadget when I was 1 yr old?"
"Why yes.....yes I am."
"Is that why everyone calls you slinky dick?"
Jul. 23, 2008
MEGAN FOX IS AWKWARD
Here's that Transformers hoe Megan Fox (22) taking a break from shooting Transformers 2: Revenge of the Skanks. She talks about her role in her upcoming movie, Jennifer's Body.
“I have a few love scenes. I eat and seduce everyone — boys and girls. There’s a lot of kissing and craziness. It was awkward, it’s always awkward and it’s never fun,” Megan told Pop Tarts.
Isn't she dating Brian-Asston Green? Hmm... You'd think she'd be used to kissing girly-like boys.
Jul. 23, 2008
ONE BIG HAPPY INTERRACIAL, UNMARRIED, BASTARD FAMILY
Here's the first picture of Matthew McConaughey's (38) son, Levi. Cute kid... why you'd give him a name that could so easily spell E-V-I-L is beyond me.
Glad to see the steroids didn't fuck up his head or invert his penis. It might cause the kid to be mentally slow in life, but you'd never know if it was the roids or just the pea brain passed from father to son.
Congrats to the happy parents.
Jul. 22, 2008
MOMMY, WHAT'S A JOINT?
Britney Sears (26) won visitation rights to see her two kids. Many wonder why Brit only got visitation rights and not custody. Sure she dresses like a hoe and does drugs around them, but that shit builds character.
Atleast he has a nice green shirt on....probably no pants, but a nice green shirt.
Jul. 22, 2008
ONE STUPID BITCH
Just days after her she gave Africans permission to call each other niggers, The View co-host Sherri Shepherd (41) weaves a tale of abusive relationships, family drama, depression, and several abortions in the new issue of Precious Times Magazine, a publication designed for Christian women of color.
“In 1993, my mother was dying from diabetic complications. My sister was heavy into drugs, and we would have to go and get her from crack houses. I was in a very physically abusive relationship. I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count,” Shepherd told the magazine. “I had very low self-esteem and just wanted to die. I felt if someone killed me, it wouldn’t even make a difference. But God showed me that it would make a difference.”
That's why God dawg's my nigga... know wud'm sayin?
Jul. 22, 2008
R.I.P. ESTELLE GETTY
Golden Girls actress Estelle Getty (84) passed away today. She was best known for playing smart-ass Sophia on the show and was considered a talented and kind actress that inspired others when she acted.
Getty suffered from advanced stages of dementia. She was surrounded by friends and family in her final hour.
R.I.P.
Jul. 22, 2008
WHAT BABY?
I refuse to believe that Nicole Kidman (41) just had a baby two weeks ago.
Here she is showing off her post prego body and ginormous boobs to the world. Did she have a C-section or a Lipo-suction??? Maybe she had both... Clipo-seesuction.
