Hillary Duff seems to be a nice enough person, but girls gotta stop getting her clothes from the Dress Barn.  Shit, maybe just the barn.  She looks like she's wearing my grandmammy's knitting bag with a pair of daisy dukes.  And I know that some girls don't like putting on make-up, but for God's sake woman, atleast cut yourself a little and throw a leaf in your hair....make it look like you were attacked or something.

         Also some tan-in-a-can wouldn't kill ya.

 

         Every time we see Hilary Duff her shorts/skirts are getting shorter and shorter.  Now normally we wouldn't complain, but you gotta hit the beach and tan it up a little Hills, if you wanna make it in the mags.  It's Vanity "Fair" man, not Vanity Pale Ass.

         Keep the meth-addicted prostitute look, but loose the XXXL Joe Weider work-out belt.  The scorpion crawling down your pu$$y was a good touch, but you're gonna have to whore it up some more if you wanna top Miley's perv porn shoot in Vanity Fair.  .  . 

            Oh and we hope that there's a pair of stripper heels in that shopping bag cus those cheap ass flea market sandals aren't cutting it girl.  chop chop...