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Apr. 24,  2008

WILL YOU LOOK LIKE THIS WHEN YOU'RE 47?

 

        Heather Locklear on the set of her new Lifetime movie "Flirting With Forty".  The 47 year old actress looks like she's 27.  We hate her right ladies?

        The movie is about a woman turning 40 and dealing with her midlife insecurities by falling in love with her 20 year old surfing instructor.  So basically reality television.

        Remember Denise Richards (who stole Locklear's exhubby, Richie Sangria)?  We showed pics of her earlier filming her reality show and looking like the flabby old skank that she is...and she's in her 30's.  Sad.

        Man did Richie ever fuck that one up.  This is why you never make life decisions when you're wasted people.

 

 

Apr. 28,  2008  

THE PAPPOS MUST DIE

         Some wicked pappo with a death wish did the unthinkable.  He took a bad picture of Heather Locklear.  Bad is being nice... She looks like a retarded inbred hillbilly giving a blowjob to wild bear.

          Locklear was filming for an upcoming Lifetime movie when the pic was taken.  I hope this pappo has made his peace with God, because this picture's all over the net and Locklear's gonna kill this mo fro. 

          Nasty. 

 

Jun. 11,  2008  

GET DOWN WITH OLD P.P.

 
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        Yeah, Heather Locklear's doing just fine after her 2 failed marriages, a rotting career and being betrayed by her best friend, Denise Richards.  She hasn't gone Looney at all.

        Here she is drunk out of her fucking mind leaving Coco de Ville Nightclub in L.A. and pretending to be a gangsta rapper like Nelly.  She can be Skanky. 

         I don't know if she's trying to show us an "E" for East Side or an "A" for Arthritis, but either way the dude needs to shove the dumb bitch back into the car.

 

Jun. 24,  2008  

HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS SAD

 

         Heather Locklear just checked her self into an "in-patient facility" (Looney Bin) for depression and anxiety.

        "Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment," says the actress's rep, Cece Yorke. "This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released."

        Yeah and hopefully her fruit loop ass won't be released anytime soon either.