We haven't done an "Ass Like That" in a long time.... sooooo guess which celebutard has an Ass Like That??? (No Peaking you cunning lingus)

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        "I can buy porn or kill someone in war but I can’t have a glass of wine. If I could change one thing about America, it would be its ridiculous age limits on things. That’s why I love visiting Britain. I can walk into a bar and order a drink without having to show my passport. That’s so cool."

                                                    - Hayden Panettiere

       You can buy porn and kill someone?  We thinkest Hayden's been sniffing the Elmer's Glue a little too long.  So basically instead or responsibly moving the age limit of buying porn or umm "killing someone" up... she wants the age limit of drinking to be moved down. 

        Well if you're all drunk... how are you gonna effectively buy porn and kill people?  Next time you go to Britain why don't you shove a tequila bottle up your dolphin saving ass and not come back. 

 

        When I heard that Hayden Pantelone (19) was going to try her hand at singing, my eyes rolled up....not to mention my dick, and I didn't think much of it.  But NOW, hearing her new single, "Wake Up Call" I have to change my tune. 

        This is the funniest shit I have ever seen and heard in my entire life.  Imagine if a drunk midget sucked on a balloon filled with helium and crack cocaine and started singing Peter Andre's "Mysterious Girl" in the shower and then play the video below.

        We dare you.   

 

     

 

            Hayden Pennitentiary (19) is a huge advocate for Save The Dolphins which stops the abuse and killing of the little sea creatures.  Now we just need another big star to be an advocate for Save Hayden's Mamma to stop her daddy from beating her moms ass.

        Hayden's father, Allan was arrested this weekend for bitch slapping her mom in the face.  It is absolutely unacceptable to smack a woman in the face......

        ....You have to punch her in the kidney where it won't leave a mark... everyone knows that.  

        Apparently pappa Panattiere was upset because Hayden's mom was acting like a slut at some Hollywood event.  Shit, you'd have to kill every bitch in L.A..... 

       

 

        Hayden Peanutfairy comments on her daddy beating the living shit out of her mamma:

        We thinkest Hayhay lives in denial because she wasn't there to save her mamma from being beaten and battered.  Isn't that how Spiderman started out?  Interesting... We're not saying that NBC producers paid her daddy to bitch slap her mamma, but... Interesting...

 

        Above is Hayden Puntagorda who celebrated her 19th birthday this weekend at her home in LA.    I sure hope that she wished for her daddy to stop bitch slapping her mommy before she blew out her bday candles.

        She's only 19 so I won't give her shit about having the body of a prepubescent sea gnome.