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May. 20, 2008
"DON'T HOLD THE MIC THERE"
Harrison Ford and Shia LeBeouf laugh it up at MTV's TRL studio in Time Square today.
Ford was asked if he'd be willing to come back for a 5th installment of Indiana Jones and he just laughed it up. He was probably thinking that if all the youngens now-a-days are as candy ass as LeBouf he's gonna have to come back.
Indiana Jones comes to theaters this Thursday (May 22nd). It's getting mixed reviews...ah shut the hell up...You know you're gonna see it.
May. 28, 2008
NO MORE HAN SOLO
Bad news for all the Star Wars fans out there... Harrison Ford has no plans to reprise his role as that hot slut Han Solo anytime soon.
"Han Solo isn’t interesting to me. It’s a very narrow sort of utility in the story and it was great for my career and it was fun to play at the time but I wouldn’t go back there again. Those pants!
"There are characters that it seems to me are worth re-exploring given that the story advances your understanding of the character, deepens your relationship to that character and takes you into an area that’s new and unexpected. "Some characters are decidedly one off kind of characters. Some characters don’t outlive the movie."
The story advances the understanding of the character???
"Here's $20 million Mr. Ford"
"....HOT DAMN....fuck the story!...My ass is having a interplanetary threesum tonight!"
May. 30, 2008
FORD-FLOCKHART NOT ENGAGED
The web's buzzin about Indiana Jones stud, Harrison Ford (65) popping the question to long time girlfriend, Calista Flockhart (43). Well it's all BS man.
Ford's reps told the AP "This is completely fabricated...The result of a British tabloid".
What do you think Flockhart's pissed about more...The fact that the tabs lied about her being engaged or the fact that Ford denied it so quickly and so adamantly? Either way...it sucks to be her.
May. 31, 2008
INDIANA JONES GETS HIS DICK KICKED IN
So much for the humungous record-breaking box office success of Indiana Jones. The Steven Spielberg/ George Lucas film got it's ass kicked by 4 pukey girls.
The cougars of Sex And The City demolished Indi in just the opening night. Matter of fact, the film grossed more than any other chick flick in the history of chick-flickdom bringing in $26.9 million in ticket sales in the U.S. and Canada in its opening day.
Good work ladies.