About UsFeaturesNewsMoviesCelebsEmail

 

Copyright © 2007  CelebrityJackAss.com

 
Mar. 17,  2008

CONGRATULATIONS! IT'S A BASTARD

  like Halle Berry gave birth to a little baby girl this weekend.   She weight 7lbs and 4 ounces.

Awesome, now we get to see pictures of this bastard child posted everywhere for about the next 18 years until she ends up one of the most spoiled, untalented, most annoying celebrity children in rehab, but still has more money than 90% of the world.

Thanks Halle

 

 

May. 20,  2008  

NO PUSSY FOR OLD MEN

 
 

        As we saw this pic of Halle Berry and her baby daddy we realized that Hollywood's picking up a new trend... younger men dating old grannies.  Something we like to call "No Pussy For Old Men".  

        We blame the inexperience of the mind-numbingly stupid younger Hollywood women like Paris, Lindsay, Lauren Conrad, etc... So which "N.P.F.O.M" couple will last?

    Halle Berry (42) and Gabriel Aubry (31)
    Jennifer Aniston (39) and John Mayer (30)
    Reese Witherspoon (32) and Jake Gyllenhaal (27)
    Demi Moore (46) and Ashton Kutcher (30)
    Gwyneth Paltrow (36) and Chris Martin (29)
    Mariah Carey (38) and Nick Cannon (28)

       

May. 28,  2008  

OBAMA RAMA?

 
 

        Halle Berry wants you to know that she supports Obama as her choice for president.  Man, there's a shocker.  Now since Hollywood folk don't like paparazzi attention we know she's only wearing that T-shirt because it's cool... right?

        Her gut's still stretched out from all the baby lard.  It makes the shirt look like it's saying "Baby Mama" with a picture of Barack Obama on it.