Super bitch Gwyneth Alpo stops on the streets of her new home (London) to ask a kind motorist for directions.  "Pardon me govna...Might you know the way to anyone that will kiss my white ass?"

        Alpo had her adorable kids in the car with her, Moses and Apple.  Hopefully they will learn family values and not be ashamed of their daddy like their mommy is.

 

        Gwyneth Alpo showed up at a party last night at the Hamptons looking like Godzilla's ass. 

        The 37 y/o actress has a skin condition called, shitonmyface-itis to which there is no cure but death itself.

        can you IMAGINE that Brad Pitt actually had sex with this hoe?  He's probably denying it or starting all his Gwyneth Alpo stories with, "Once when I was drunk and high..."

 

        Gwyneth Alpo (36) is one of those Hollywood bitches that is in utter denial about being a Hollywood bitch.  She tries soooo hard to be cool, but her fat ego just keeps getting in the way.

        Animal activists, PETA, have set their claws loose on the Ironwhore actress for her work on Italian designer, Tod's advertising campaign.  Apparently Alpo is draped in fox fur and wears fox-lined boots.

        Mark Glover, director of Respect For Animals says:

"Gwyneth should be ashamed. I can only assume that Paltrow either is ignorant of the facts or lacks human decency and compassion. We’ve written to her many times, and sent her videos showing how animals suffer for fur, but have never received a response. Apparently her beauty really is only skin deep. Gwyneth Paltrow won’t be the apple of her daughter’s eye if she continues to flaunt fur. It’s a terrible example to set for a young child."

        "...apple of her daughter's eye" ... That's clever man, you know, since Paltrow's daughter's name is Apple.  And her son's name is Moses.

        Hey,

        How about this PETA dudes...

        Gwyneth you will never "let your people go!" and lead them thru the desert or part the red sea and...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PETA?...."Apple of your daughter's eye"..   Ooooohhh.... That oughtta get the bitch running to her local J.C. Pennies to return that scarf made out of weasel ass. 

        Come on PETA peeps...what happened to making crazy humiliating websites and painting on celebrity's doors with animal shit and blood???