A candid George Clooney said he was "propositioned" by Roseanne Barr back in the day when the actor was up and cumming and Barr was head Pimp.

        George says, "I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, 'You're really good looking, why don't you take me out behind the stage and make me stink.' She was unbelievably kind to me at a time when no one was."

        Yeah, yeah... It's all good until your testicles shrivel up into ash and wither away.   Obviously Clooney makes good career choices, but we have to say that NOT sleeping with that hoe was the best.  Now he's still rich and famous anyways...just without the night sweats and dry heaves.

         George Clooney at Dan Tana's Italian restaurant in Hollywood yesterday.  Clooney tunes was nice enough to engage the peasants and sign their "kiss your ass" autograph books.

         Clooney tunes is working on the film, Burn After Reading starring Brad Pitt.  Hey, what happened to "Oceans 4067"?  Cus we're not getting sick of those yet.

          "A few years ago, I went to check out this website that someone had talked about. There's like, a thousand people sitting in dark rooms trashing you. Brutal! You're like, 'Wow, dude'.

"You see way too many angry people (on the internet). I remember getting off the machine and thinking, 'Never, ever again'. I'd rather live in my own happy, quiet world where I think that everyone is nice."  

                        - George Clooney

            Ummm...Glass houses Clooneytunes....glass houses.

         Clooney tunes received an anonymous phone call (voicemail) from a man providing some unwanted relationship advice before he marries his fiancé, Sarah Larson.  To sum up, the message went like this, "RUN NIGGA!!!! RUN!!!"

        We're just playin.  The voicemail said, ""Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"   Wow, that's rough.

        Although the phone call was traced back to a pre-paid cell phone, the police have narrowed down the list of suspects to Larson's pimp Leroy Brown and Clooney's mother.

      George Clooney looked suave leaving the NBC studios in NYC yesterday to promote his new disaster, "Leather Heads".   Only Clooney-tunes could pull off that look.  If I wore a shirt that matched my pants and jacket people would say, "man, who's cock are you sucking?"  But George does it and still looks straight.

        Now if he could just make a decent movie, we'd love him... Just one..... please.

        I said please.