Internet freakshow, Chris Crocker sends celebrity blogger Perez Hilton a message.  Basically the same message that everyone else sends Perez, including his mamma, Crocker just wrote it on his tranny chest.

        Perez has stopped posting things about Crocker, which is ironic because Perez was the one that made him into a celeb in the first place.

        They should just put both of their freak asses into a room and have them bitch slap each other til one of them breaks a nail.

 

          Boy band has-been, Lance Bass has a new boyfriend.  Awwww.  Apparently Bass' "type" is the Latino Simon Cowell wannabe type.  The two are even wearing matching outfits coming out of Foxtail in Hollywood Thursday night. 

         Justin Timberlake and the other N'Sync losers must've been thrilled when Bass came out of the closet.  Oh the flashbacks they must've had.  How everything suddenly became clear.   I bet you there was a lot of teeth brushing that day. 

 

 

         After being called out by gossip monger Perez Hilton about their sick ass make-out session, John Mayer refused to mention it, BUT...he did talk about "P Nasty" during an XM radio interview. 

          The disturbed singer said, the public "are people who... couldn't name me three songs off one record, but get onto a blog site and go to the comments and say, 'Well, he was with that dog so-and-so. He probably smells like butt.'"

"You know, people try to like do the Perez Hilton syntax, and it's terrible."

The "Gravity" singer also says that when the gossip blogger got his own VH-1 reality show "What Perez Sez," "that was the moment when the Fourth Wall broke."

He says, "I have never seen it, but that was the moment that the wall broke, and we realized that these people don't really hate celebrities, they just want to be actually in there."

Mayer, 30, wouldn't be surprised if there would be more Hilton followers and copycats to emerge. He expects them to be even nastier when it comes to criticizing celebrities.

He continues that there are "14-year-old kids who think 'Ehh, good Perez Hilton, but not good enough. I must add to that... (typing)... he's actually a douchebag!'"

Ummm...can you spell "cop out" John.  We thinkest you can, you flaming little confused bisexual you.

 

      Celebrity Blogger, Perez Hilton, (real name Fat Shithead) was so adamant on proving that he REALLY DID make out with John Mayer that he took a polygraph test on the FOX show The Moment Of Truth.

       Well Celebrity JackAss spies have found the results of that test before it has been released (That's right...we have people).

        To find out the results CLICK HERe....(What's that?? Oh we already put the results in the title....God Damn Lazy Bastards!)

        Well as you can see Fatso passed the lie detector test with flying gay colors.  They even pretested to see if the machine was working correctly by asking Perez if he ate the cat that was sitting outside.  Now obviously these tests aren't 100% accurate but...who the fuck cares... John Mayer is a flaming homoErectus.

        How the fuck do you go from Jessica Simspon to Perez Hilton???  John must be smoking some of that new fangled Tom Cruise Marijuany.

 

         Yesterday Perez Hilton posted his alleged make-out session with crooner John Mayer on his blog.  Today Mayer is pissed and is claiming that Hilton has more shit coming out of his mouth than he does his ass.  (Hell my dog could've told you that)

         Mayer has vehemently denied allegations that he kissed Perez Hilton on New Year's Eve.

        The celebrity blogger claimed he received a five-minute snog from Mayer at a party in New York and said he would be willing to take a lie detector test to prove it.

He told In Touch: "There was chemistry between John and I. He sang in my ear. It turned me on. John said, 'I'm going to outdo Perez tonight', and kissed me for five minutes."

He added: "I would definitely take a lie detector test and challenge him to take one, too, if he denies it."

A representative for Mayer commented: "This is completely ridiculous."