Eva Mendez

Dec. 07, 2007 - 9:30 a.m.

I'D RATHER GO BLIND!!!

I'd rather someone stab out my eyes with a dull rusty nail than see one more of these photoshopped has-beens on another Peta ad.

If you haven't seen any of them, you're lucky. The recent "I'd rather go naked.." campaign for the ego inflated organization PETA has washed up stars like Alicia Silverstone, Dennis Rodman, Steve-O, Eva Mendes (above), etc. posing nude. If they had any truth behind it, the slogan would be, "I'd rather expose myself indecently and do gay porn, than get a job!"

Dear Peta people,

You're not raising awareness, you're raising annoyance. You've banned Michael Vick this season and saved the lives of 3 flea-ridden alley dogs...awesome man! Now what are you going to do about all those big Georgia rednecks who go out cow tipping cus they can't watch football anymore?

May. 8, 2008

EVA MENDEZ - NEKID & FREAKY

We all knew that Eva Mendez is a freak nasty Latina pimptress, but we had no idea she had a kinky toe jam fetish. The diva took some risqué photos for Vogue Italy. And by "risqué" we mean "trying to save her rotting shitty ass career as a last resort" photos.

CLICK HERE to see the spread (WARNING: Nipplage)