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Apr. 18, 2008
LIZ HURLEY KNOCKED UP
Life & Style is reporting that 42 year old, Elizabeth Hurley is expecting her second child with current hubby and Indian billionaire, Arun Nayar. Way to lock that shit up Liz.
Liz has one child (6) from a previous one night stand with Steve Bing.
She went from bastard child with Bing to golden child with bling. Take notes ladies.
Apr. 22, 2008
SKANKWEAR
Actress Elizabeth Hurley launches Elizabeth Hurley for MNG Collection on Tuesday at the Urban Hotel in Madrid, Spain. Great, JUST what we needed... another celebrity starting their own clothing line.
It looks like the line will consist of mostly affordable, brightly colored swimwear... for your dog.
If you ladies buy now, she'll include a pale and shovel for gold digging.
Apr. 27, 2008
"DO MY BOOBS LOOK GOOD NOW?...HOW BOUT NOW?"
Elizabeth Hurley (42) attends the 2008 Duftstars Awards at The Station in Berlin Germany. We're trying to think of something shitty to say about her, but if you look like that at 42 and after having a kid you deserve "mad props".
Actually a friend just bet me $20 that I couldn't use the term "mad props" without sounding stupid....
Damn, there goes my Sunday weed.