A concerned citizen tried to kill Drew Barrymore.  The motorist crashed into Barrymore with his car and then took off according to reports from TMZ.com.  Not to be undone by her Die Hard boyfriend, Barrymore proceeded to chase after the car in spiteful revenge.  Suddenly the ditzy actress realized that she was a candy ass and pulled over, but not before writing down the license plate number to later give to the police.

        She was unharmed from the crash...so obviously they didn't hit her hard enough.  And then they took off without finishing the job.  Maybe they didn't have skank insurance.
       

        We know, we know.....WHO CARES

        Drew Barrywhore (33) has broken up with her short-term man whore Justin Long.  I guess his wee wee didn't live up to his name. 

        Barrywhore's publicist confirmed the break-up.  No reason was cited other than "they were incompatible" and that she . 

        "I'm a PC" .. "I'm a MAC"

        PC - "Why the long face MAC?"

        MAC - "My bitch just gave me the boot"

        PC - "Wow that sucks MAC.  So no more hardware for you, huh?"

        MAC - "Yeah... And I'm pretty sure she left me a virus."