O.J. Simpson has asked to be on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice. 

          “Simpson really wants to do it. Donald Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious,” a source told the NY Post. “There’s a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson.”

           Certain amount of heat?  There's a "certain amount of heat" when you cook tater tots... O.J. fucking stabbed his ex wife and her lover to little pieces with a knife.  There's a certain amount of DEATH associated with his psycho ass.

           "Your first challenge is to go door to door and sell knife sets to suburban housewives." 

        The Donald - "OJ....Your fired"
        O.J. _ "WHAD YOU SAY BOY?!"
        The Donald - "Ummmm I'm fired...YOU'RE HIRED"  "Here, take my job."

 

       Hair man Donald Trump held a party for himself to pimp out his new Trump crib in Dubai, The Trump International Hotel & Tower.  Guests included Heidi Klum, Naomi Watts and Demi Moore. 

        They say the building is shaped like, what visionaries say, is a giant rocket.  Or what normal people say, is a giant penis.