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May. 16, 2008
SKINNY DUMB ASS
An L.A. county city attorney has charged Dennis Rodman with domestic violence after he beat the shit out of some girl last month and said he didn't do it.
Mannnn, this guy's got GUILT written all over him.
No seriously he's got a big ass tattoo that says "guilt" written all over him.
Rodman's currently in a Florida rehab center...Just like all decent, innocent men who don't beat on women.
May. 18, 2008
RODMAN TURNS 47
Straight out of rehab and into the bars... Dennis Rodman, who was charged with bitch abuse by an L.A. prosecutor, celebrated his 47th birthday at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Vegas yesterday.
"Now remember what you have learned in Rehabilitation my son!"
"Yes Master... I have chosen sobriety as my path of righteousness"
"Excellent my son....NOW GO...spread your wisdom!"
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty...all the bitches in the house say HEYYYY!!!"
May. 20, 2008
BIRDBRAINS OF A FEATHER
Ex baller Dennis Rodman and funnyman, Carrot Top celebrate Rodman's birthday at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone Nightclub in Vegas.
If you EVER want to get your daughter off drugs make her have a threesome with those two freaks. That'd be the ménage a trois from hell. Slip her a vitamin, tell her its ecstasy and have her wake up between them. "ARRGHHHHHHHH!"
"See honey, that's why you don't do drugs!"