Denise Richards out shopping in Beverly Hills.  Yeah we'd  be out shopping to if we had no job and plenty of alimony dough.

         Richards is all geared up to tape her new reality show for the E network based on her life.  boooooring. She'll be pimping out her two kids on the show to boost her ratings and make her ex hubby, Chalie Sheen shit bricks.  (nice).

          Richards tells Shape Magazine that she refuses to talk about her weight or weight loss in front of her kids.  Instead she chooses to stick to the important topics like divorce and petty revenge.  She has also recently legally removed "Sheen" from her last name.  So now she is solely known as Bitch.  

 

        From Bond girl to Bonbon girl, Denise Richards is in Hawaii working on her new reality show for E!. (who knew the "E" stood for EVIL?)

        Man, I know pregnancy adds weight, but does it shrink your boobs, recede your hairline , and fuck up your outlook on life too?

        This reality show is going to blow.  Nobody wants to see a middle-aged, out of work, bitter divorced mother exploit there kids on cable television just to get revenge at her alcoholic, prostitute addicted, ex-husband who is currently engaged.... Hmmm... damn that DOES sound good.  Fucking Evil network geniuses.

 

           Charlie Sheen (42) and Denise Richards (37) are back in court today.  This time it's Sheen throwing the punches.  He's retaliating to Richards claiming (in court) that Sheen molested their two daughters.  The judge threw that case out and now Sheen is suing for full custody of the girls.

         There has to be a more civil way of handling this... for the kids.

            We think they should take these two morons and put their faces on one of those pull-the-string toys where the arrow goes round and round, with Britney Spears' and Kevin Federline's pictures and let the kids pull it and let the gods decide which kid goes with which fucked up adult.

          Fair AND fun.... that's what we're all about.  

 

        Hoe bag, Denise Richards (37) is dragging her ex hubby, Charlie Sheen, back to court.  This time she is asking for an emergency restraining order that prohibits Sheen from seeing his kids AT ALL.

        First she asks Sheen to be on her shitty little reality show with her and the kids and now SUDDENLY she files a restraining order for him to stay away.  Hmmmmmmmm...  It looks like someone's a little pissed that Charlie is refusing to take part in her trailer trash reality show.  Why the hell would he want to... he's already the star of the no.1 comedy in America.

        So the spiteful bitch is making him regret his decision by dangling his own kids over him like a couple of cheap ass marionette puppets.  Classy.

        Someone please shoot this bitch.

 

     

        Denise Richards was seen leaving the CNN studios where she was interviews by Larry King to promote her new Reality show: "Denise Richards "It's Complicated".  She's a dumb, money greedy hoe...what's so complicated about that?

        To give you an idea of just how dumb this bitch really is... She actually wanted her ex hubby, Charlie Sheen, to make an appearance on her reality show.  She asked him to be a part of it and was genuinely surprised and upset when he said, "It'll be a cold day in hell before I help you."

 

         Poor Denise Richards is still trying to find some meaning in her miserable life.  She used to be the hottest new Hollywood actress and newcomer, after her seductive threesome in Wild Things.  The "Megan Fox" of her time.  Who knew that 12 years later she'd be a nasty, divorced, outa work mother of two.

          Seen above finishing her first taping in Hawaii for her pitiful new reality show for the E! channel.  Aren't you supposed to start with a reality show and in 12 years work your way up to superstardom elite on the A list.  How the hell do you go from starring in a James Bond film to doing reality garbage for a cable network? 

            Please donate to the "Poor Skank" fund and help Denise out.  She may never get her dignity back, but for a nickel a day you can buy paper bags for her kids to wear on their heads.  Give the gift of hiding!