At 45 Demi Moore has got to be the hottest, plastically enhanced, woman on the planet.  Looking sexy, screwing a guy that is the same age (not to mention maturity) as her children, and being rich....Demi is is definitely enjoying the plastic years before her golden ones.

          We have asked Demi hundreds of times if her vagina is plastic like the rest of her body or if she has a little Tonka logo on her coochy.  It would be the perfect little dildo holder.  No answer yet, but we're still hopin. 

         Here's Demi Kutcher-Willis-Moore, coming off the set of a new movie and working her hair.  WORK IT GIRL...WORK IT!  It's the only part of her body that's not made of plastic.  Ah who am I kidding, I'm just jealous cus all the women who are 45 and live around me weigh more than I do and have chronic emphysema.