Courtney Love

Mar. 24, 2008

WHERE'S THE LOVE

Courtney Love is shooting off her trap again, but this time for a good cause. The Whore that nobody wanted is planning to move her dried up snatch to England, so that her cum stained teeth will just blend in.

She said, "I am fed up with Los Angeles. It's dirty and full of crazy people. I want a complete lifestyle change. People criticize Britain but it is still a cleaner, safer place to live than Hollywood."

Dirty and crazy people? Man, if that aint the Pot calling the Kettle a nigger.

Love also thinks that Hollywood is not the place to raise a teenager, "There are too many bad influences. Frances is also looking forward to the move to England." With a name like "Frances" no wonder she wants to move...She probably gets her ass kicked everyday in school for no reason.

Good fucking riddance to you and your crack-addicted suicidal spawn of Satan.

Jun. 30, 2008

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE A REDNECK?

In the midst of all this "who's dating who" and "who's fucking what" in Hollywood it's good to know that there's still good old fashioned crazy around.

Courtney Love (43) twisted her ankle on Malibu beach and instead of calling a Limo like most Hollywood folk, Love is wheeled back home in a rusty old abandoned shopping cart. Ah the rich life.

Somewhere out there, Kurt Cobain is killing himself again.

Jul. 29, 2008

HELP...I'M BLIND!!!

Courtney Love (44) goes out on the Malibu beach in her umm swimsuit to get some sun. Yeah...she's a few thousand years too late for that.

Maybe she's just trying to prove to us that she's not a vampire. I guess it didn't help when all the Cubans started swimming the other way yelling "EL DIABLO!!!"