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Jan. 3,  2008    -    11:30 A.m.

COURTNEY COX ON CRACK

 
That's right folks, the FRIENDS star was seen with crack this weekend (See Below) while away on vacation with fellow FRIENDS co-star and buddy Jennifer Anniston.

No word yet on Anniston's involvement in the crack scandal, but we'll keep you posted.

 

Mar. 6,  2008   

TWO COX ARE BETTER THEN ONE


 Courtney Cox  is planning to spice up her shit show DIRT after opening to the worst ratings ever last week.  We're talking HORRIBLE ratings... like the rainbow colored screen with the loud beep that comes up and says "THIS IS ONLY A TEST"...got better ratings than her shit.

Anywhos, Cox is planning to target none other than Britney and Paris on her show hoping that their controversies in real life will translate to more money for her on t.v.

I got an idea ... why don't you start a reality show based on your marriage.  You can call it DumbAss and DumberAss.

 

 

Mar. 15,  2008    -    10:45 a.m.

WELL BEAT ME WITH A STICK

 

       We wanna know who's been beating up Courtney Cox.  And why didn't they give us a turn? 

    Courtney was seen roaming around L.A. yesterday with this mondo shit-stained bruise on her left arm....sexy!

    Since David Arquette is a diaper wearing pansy the cops have probably ruled him out.  Which leaves only Jennifer Anniston.  She's angry and pissed at the world that Brad & Angelina are adopting all the kids and not leaving any for her.

 

 

 
 

Apr. 25,  2008  

COURTNEY GOES CUCKOO FOR COCO

 

         Courtney Cox is pissed.  She doesn't like the pappos taking pictures of her daughter Coco.

         She says, "I try to shield her from all the photographers because she gets scared. I don't want her to be photographed - she's not in this business and she's not in the public eye. She says, 'Mommy why are they taking my picture?'"

         "They're taking your picture baby, because I named you Coco Cocks after a 1-legged porn star.  Don't worry baby, we can use the pictures later in therapy"  

          "Ok mommy"

       

 

Jun. 9,  2008  

NO MORE DIRT

 

                                  

         Courtney Cox announced to TV guide that FX cancelled her show DIRT.  Damn, I thought they cancelled it after the first commercial for the first episode. 

        Cox said that her and hubby, David Arquette are working on many more projects.  Yeah they could produce a spin-off of dirt...and call it SHIT (for brains).  A reality show about their lives.   I know atleast two people who would watch that.