For those of you who don't recognize the monster in the pic, it's Lara Flynn Boyle. Yes it is, don't argue with us.

         Boyle has been trying to tap the plastic surgery fountain of youth.  But it looks more like she's been tapping the sap out of the fugly tree.

        The "Practice" star once known as a sex pistol is now better known for scaring away neighborhood children and pets. 

        

        Looks like Jack Nicholson flew out of the cookoo's nest just in time. 

        Lara Flynn Boyle was leaving Mr. Chow's restaurant in Beverly Hills and the pappos were like "DAMN! WTF happened to that bitch's face?!?"

        The one time sex symbol of the 90's looks like someone beat her face with a shovel covered with dog shit.  To say her face looks like a demented circus pig would be a complement.  

        Rumors are spreading that Boyle had a recent botched face-lift procedure, but come on... even my drunken, cross-eyed, thumbless cousin Hugo could've done better than that.   We think that her 34 lb ass probably got startled in a parking lot and took out a can of acidic mace spray, but the spout was probably pointed the wrong way.

        Celebrities are dumb like that.