Gay Aiken will help Tyra Banks celebrate the 500th episode of her god awful talk show in New York.  Gay white males....she really knows her key demographic doesn't she? 

          Tom Cruise's adopted son, Connor will star in his first movie.  The 13-yr old will star opposite Will Smith in Seven Pounds.  The movie will also co star Woody Harrelson and Rasario Dawson.

           No fair, I wanna be a famous celebrity brat.   I'm gonna go to Tom & Katie's house and tell them to adopt my 32-yr old ass.  I could totally do that Scientology voodoo shit.  Look dad, I turned Suri into 1/2 chicken 1/2 slinky.... can I star in a movie now???

       

 

        TMZ is reporting that American Idol loser, Gay Aiken will be having a boy with 50-yr old Jaymes Foster.  She was artificially inseminated with Aikens golden sperm and is expecting the claby around August. 

        This might be the only baby with a vagina and a penis where his nose should be.  And you thought Predator vs. Alien produced some fucked up shit. 

 

        We know what you're thinking..."What kind of alcoholic rat poison was that woman drinking?" 

        But wait... there's a twist!

        TMZ is reporting that American Idol alum Gay Aiken (29) has artificially inseminated Jaymes Foster (50).  And by 'artificially inseminated' they mean him, her, a Luther Vandross c.d. and a turkey baster.  Foster is a record producer who has produced many of Aikens c.d.s....HEY! ..don't judge her.

        Foster is due in August.  

        A test tube baby conceived by a 50 year old divorced mamma and a sexually confused daddy in his twenties.  Yeah, that kid should be fine.

              

        Gay Bacon (29) is finally a daddy. 

        After news that his 50-yr old record producer was artificially inseminated with Gay Bacon sperm the world was in chaos. 

        Aiken's mamma told local news that the kid finally arrived and Gay Bacon is now the proud owner of an artificially created baby boy.  The kids name is Parker Foster Aiken.

        We can't wait to here the baby's first words.... We hope he's as inquisitive as his dad.

    "Daddy, why are you kissing the mailman?"

    "Daddy, why do the other kids call me test tube homo baby?"

     "Daddy, when we visit mommy at the cemenetary today, do I have to clean the bird crap again?"