Christina Aguilera is out and about after losing all the prego weight.   Aguilera went drinkin with her hubby Jordan last night in NYC.  Hey if I couldn't drink for 9 months I'd be plastered every night afterwards too.  Fuck it, I couldn't even do the 9 months, the baby'd have to come out of me lookin like Larry the Cable Guy.

        Hey, I think I just discovered why dudes don't get pregnant.

 

        Christina Aguilera is trying to make a statement: Milk, it does a body good.  She's been out partying every night since the delivery of her little booboo.  We like.

        But what the hell is wrong with her face?  She looks like a Mr. Potato Head tranny.   Still, when the girls come out to play nobody cares about the their fugly friend. 

 

        No celebrity wants to share their wedding day with any of their fans, but they all want to plaster pictures of their varicose veined pregnancy and post-prego liposuctioned bodies for everyone to ew and awe at.  There is a SERIOUS case of narcissistic personality going on here.

        Christina Aguilera is the latest skank to flatter herself by completing the trifecta of the prego, just delivered, and post prego magazine covers.  How she lost 40 lbs in just 4 weeks ....ewwww...I wonder....could it be the magical combination of cocaine and liposuction?

         Why don't they show how her skank ass got knocked up in the first place.  I'm sure fans would much rather see a spread-legged drunk whore being banged in the bathroom of some club with a Staples "easy button" on her ass on the cover of Marie Claire with the caption reading, "Look son...Mommy used to be a hoe!"

 

        There's a party over here...there's a party over there.  There's a party anywhere Christina Aguilera's stank coochie goes.  She said that the bloggers are blowing her slutty ways out of proportion.  She tells Access Hollywood:

    “I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that."

        Mommy-daddy night???  Is that what they're calling being a hoe now a days?  Hey if your tits ballooned from an embarrassing "b" cup to an "E"lephant cup you'd be whoring out those puppies too.