Pop sensation, Chris Brown, was seen leaving the Grammercy Hotel in NYC wearing a safety-first bus patrol backpack and my grandpappy's sock on his head. 

        Chris Brown has denied the rumors that he and Rihanna are dating.  Even though they have been caught dining together, cuddling, humping behind trees and fucking under her umbrella...the two still claim they are brother and sister.  Yeah so are me and my hand.

        Here's Chris Brown and Rihanna at a KFC hugging, kissing, fucking...you know...

        They have finally come out and admitted that they are dating after telling the world that they are like brother and sister.  That's cool, I tell people that the women I date are hookers....mostly cus they are.  I actually like Chris Brown...he's smooooth....like I used to be before I broke my hip putting up Christmas lights.  Now I'm just cranky and spiteful.

        Are they the next Jay-Z and Beyonce?