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Jun. 4, 2008
PLEASE LET THE HELICOPTER CRASH
Chase Crawford and Audrina Patridge arrive at the Willow Springs Raceway for the unveiling of the new Dodge Challenger yesterday. Either Dodge is trying to reach America's youth or America's mentally challenged. Those two should totally hook up. They could be the blue collar hillbilly Brad and Angelina.
May. 12, 2008
TOM CRUISE HAS HIS EYE ON CHACE CRAWFORD
Gossip Girl may be doing shitty in the ratings, but Chace Crawford is on everyone's mind...including Tom Cruise.
Chace Crawford was at the MET's Costume Institute Gala last week when Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes approached him and started gushing. A witness told Full Disclosure, "Tom and Katie went up to Chace to say how much they love him and the show. They didn't talk to any of the other cast members."
Tommy girl is recruiting kinda young now a days for his Scientology anal experiments. Sources say that this is causing stress on the set of Gossip Girl because of jealousy and hatred toward all the attention Chace is getting.
Well let's see here...why is Chace getting all the attention. Hmmm.... could it possibly be because he has a normal name like ..."Chace Crawford" whereas everyone else is named after British porn dildos.... "Blake Lively" , "Leighton Meester" and "Penn Badgley".
Apr. 28, 2008
"BOY,LET ME TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT BEIN A PLAYA"
Jason Priestly chats it up with Gossip Girl, Chase Crawford this weekend on the new Mario Cart Wii at the Nintendo store in New York.
You know Priestly's telling Crawford to "make sure a skank's ok with a 4-sum before you give out your number."
After crashing his race car and breaking his spine on the Kentucky Speedway 6 years ago Priestly has somehow found the balls to get back into the drivers seat of that Nintendo Wii car and tell the youngins his tale of escaping death.
"Always make sure you hold the Mario superwheel at 10 and 2 boy...don't be a gloryhound like me!"
Apr. 27, 2008
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DRANK LAST NIGHT...WHAT DO YOU SEE?
You know Chase, no matter how much you try...you just can't look cool standing next to a giant Super Mario.
While other stars were at the White House attending the correspondents' dinner with the president, Chase Crawford attended the Nintendo Block Party with some guy named Larry in a giant Mario suit.
I guess President Bush isn't a big fan of Gossip Girl. He's more of a "Hills" and PerezHilton kinda dude. Oh the shame.
Apr. 21, 2008
GOSSIP GIRL - BEST SHOW EVER?
The cast of WB's Gossip Girl made the cover of New York Magazine this month. They hail it as "the best show ever". ...ever to be on the shitty WB channel.
WHAT CHASE WANTS IN HIS BITCH
Chase Crawfish appeared on the CW11 Morning Show in New York to show everyone how useless he is. The arrogant Gossip Girl star was asked what he is looking for in a girlfriend.
Chase answered, "I don't have any real guidelines for any particular girl. If they ring your bell, they ring your bell."
And bye "ring your bell" he means have a freaky threesome with him, JC Chasez and double-strapped electric dildo.
TO BE (GAY) OR NOT TO BE (GAY)
Chase Crawford and JC Chasez are sick and tired of all the gay rumors damn it to hell. Crawford seen above kissing costar Jessica Szohr during a scene.
GayC tells reporters, "The fact of the matter is I'm a straight guy and I'm allowed to have [guy] friends. I don't care about [people's] assumptions or anything, but when people outright lie, that's wrong. So I think that part of the rumor is outright stupid."
Suuuuuure you are Gay C. We know you and Lance took turns playing, "take the meat out of the freezer" while on tour, and now you're following it up with Gossip Girl GettyUp n Ride 'em.
What's your favorite part of a relationship JC? "oh, I like the Chase...oopsy...giggle giggle."
SINGLE READY TO HUMP
Chase Crawford, fresh off being dumped by Carrie Underwood and recently deciding gay is not the way for him and bed buddy JC Chasez, is now officially single and looking.
On the very wet set of Gossip Girl, Chase ponders who his next hump should be. If recent Hollywood trends keep up he will go for an older woman.
Our money's on B. Arthur.