Skank to the stars, Ashley Dupre is back. New details of the call girls past have leaked to the press and it involves some high profile names.

    Dupre's pimp Jason Itzler claims that Charlie Sheen was one of Dupre's clients a few years back. He claims Sheen paid $20,000 for a threesome with the girls dressed up as cheerleaders.

"They loved Charlie. They said he was a great guy. A great lover. One time he had them dressed up like cheerleaders, chanting 'Charlie! Charlie! He's our man. If he can't do it, nobody can"

    Nobody can??? For $20,000 my 78 yr old diabetic uncle Ned can to!!!

        Charlie Sheen (42) is getting married to long time girly friend Brooke Mueller (29) TONIGHT!!! Oooohhh I'm tellin!  Actually Charlie's ex, Denise Richards (37) already knows about the marriage because her kids are supposedly in it.  However the reality whore doesn't know where it will take place.  I'd send her ass a fake map on the back of a box of fruit loops and let the bitch figure it out.

        Sheen and Mueller are also rumored to be expecting their first kid.  They figure the first two are probably too fucked up to be any good.  (j/k..I love kids....not like that you pervs).

        You know Richards will be using her kids to screw Charlie over in his time of bliss, just to boost the ratings of her reality show.  God bless Reality TV.

       

 

        Charlie Sheen and his new bitch bride, Brooke Mueller, are seen honeymooning it up in Costa Rica.  They're staying in the same room that Charlie proposed to her in with a $500,000 rock.  Damn, that ring is worth more than her life.  I better not see her throw that shit off the Titanic in 50 years.  

        Here's a shot of Mueller's crotch....for good measure.

      

           Charlie Sheen (42) and Denise Richards (37) are back in court today.  This time it's Sheen throwing the punches.  He's retaliating to Richards claiming (in court) that Sheen molested their two daughters.  The judge threw that case out and now Sheen is suing for full custody of the girls.

         There has to be a more civil way of handling this... for the kids.

            We think they should take these two morons and put their faces on one of those pull-the-string toys where the arrow goes round and round, with Britney Spears' and Kevin Federline's pictures and let the kids pull it and let the gods decide which kid goes with which fucked up adult.

          Fair AND fun.... that's what we're all about.  

 

        Charlie Sheen (42) just got married and is now expecting a baby.  If I had a nickel every time I heard that sentence...

        Sheen and lucky bride # 3 Brooke Mueller (31) have announced that she is knocked up and is pretty sure that it's Sheen's.

        The only reason that this news brings me joy is that while Sheen's life is flourishing, his ex bitch, Denise Richards' life is rotting like the dyeing corpse of an old heffer stricken with mad cow disease.   

        We paint quite a picture...don't we?