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Apr. 18,  2008

CAGE FREAK


 

            Look what Nicholas Cage has spawned.  Weston Cage makes Michael Myers look like Pippi Longstocking.  Weston is only 17 years old, but then again who knows how old 17 years is in Freak years. 

            Wes is in a heavy metal band (you don't say) called Eyes of Noctum.  Folks I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

            Now why couldn't MTV put that hoe Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt together with his Leather Face ass in a house for a reality show?  He'd kill their pansy asses by the second episode.  Now that's great watchin!

 

Mar. 24,  2008   

OH LORD, HERE IT COMES!

    

      Have you ever taken a dog for a walk...and when it bent over to take a shit you stood there wondering to yourself, "Why am I staring at this" ?  Well that's  Rumer Willis in a nutshell.  The ectopic retarded offspring of Bruce Willis and Demi Whore has started modeling.  She posed for pictures 40 miles outside L.A. in various  Good Will apparel.

     We all knew this shit was coming after seeing her photographed fucking around and partying, and now that it's here you can't help but stare.

     Judging from her pale skin and crusty knees we'd say she has a long career ahead of her modeling for Kibbels & Bits Inc.

 
 

Mar. 24,  2008   

SHE'S NOT AS FUNNY

    

       Jim Carrey can produce some mighty fine sperm.  Above is Carrey's 20 year old daughter, Jane.

       Jane has decided that she is going to be a singer rather than a public jack ass like her dad. 

       Good luck to whoever marries this bitch... having Jim Carrey as your father in law. 

       We love a woman with tats....RAUNCHY