Who knew that Carrie Underwood would have to check through the lousy LAX air port security just like the rest of us.  The American Idol star returning from her Idol Gives Head taping apparently looked like a person that would be carrying a Gucci bomb. 

        Man...  first dumped via text message because Chase Crawford ran out of rollover minutes, and now mistaken for Osama Mamma Bama III at the airport...That's tough.   Just one of those days I guess.   

        In other Idol news, Ryan Seacrud donated his 1 day salary from the taping of Idol Gives Back to the charity.  We're proud of you Seacrud, even though we know you only make $12.75/hr, it's the thought that counts.

        

         It took a long time but it's finally here... Carrie Underwood (25) in a bikini.  It might just be me, but I think she looks hot.  I always thought that she had pudge because she gets dumped by guys like every week. 

        Guess not.

        She must be shitty in bed.  Like fucking a bean bag.  Don't ask me how I know.

 

 

 

            The only American Idol worth a damn, Carrie Underwood (25), took time out of her busy day yesterday to give money to a homeless person in Beverly Hills.  She was on her way to...

        Wait an effen minute... There are homeless people in Beverly Hills?  When did that happen?  Oh nevermind, it's just Hillary Clinton.  Man, I knew the economy was in shit, but this takes the cake.

 

        Jessica Simpson (28) was interviewed by a Nashville Radio Station yesterday and responded to Carrie Underwood's statement in Allure Magazine that Tony Romo still calls her at the wee hours of night.

        "Tony and I both laughed at that," says Simpson. "We got a chuckle out of it."

        When asked how she knew he wasn't calling Underwood the dumb bitch said, "I checked his call log...".

        Nice.  Crazy stalker bitch....probably took out her CSI kit (Chicken of the Sea Inspection) kit and checked his underwear for cum stains.